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Lazer Guided

@lazerguided.bsky.social

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Occasional music hackery. Probably a Stasi informant. Previously @lazerguidedblog on whatever the hell Twitter is now Lives in Glasgow, works in London, hides in Dublin.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 4h

Bloody immigrants, coming over here from 9th century northern Europe and writing Beowulf for us.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 5h

Getting strong "I shot JFK" vibes 🤣

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 1d

That money was just resting in my account.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 1d

Jim Gavin will sort it out 🤪

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 1d

Would you ever move back, Jen?

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 3d

Of course there has edition.cnn.com/2025/10/02/u...

ICE impersonator incidents rise during Trump’s second term | CNN

A CNN review has found two dozen incidents of people posing as ICE officers in 2025 – more incidents than during the prior four presidential terms combined.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 5d

The 6am party flight 🤣

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 5d

Very much enjoying working in London this morning despite going to a gig in Glasgow last night (memo to self: take the Caledonian Sleeper next time).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 6d

Just spotted a posh guy with a fake moustache and nose combo queuing outside Waterstones in Woking. Must be Andrew Windsor making sure he's first in line for a special new book tomorrow morning.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 7d

The sheer audacity of extremely privileged grifters never fails to amaze me.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

The Brotherhood of Man were basically Throbbing Gristle for the 1975 light ent. lobby.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

Not sure I’ve ever bought that. There was plenty of weird in the charts pre-punk (T-Rex, Sparks, Bowie, New York Dolls) and plenty of naff after The Damned released New Rose and all that Free Trade Hall malarky. If anything, pop music has grown far more homogeneous in the last 30 years.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

It’s such a perplexing, enigmatic record. How to record one the greatest LPs of all time with production values that have no chance of recreating the noise in Kevin Shields’ head.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

Don't you just hate it when your mental health makes you do a racism?

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

News media full-stop seems to have entered it’s late-stage syphilis stage, constantly reacting to bad actors and bibble as if it has currency, and increasingly missing the bigger narrative.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

"LUFC" smeared in shite up the walls of smashed-up public toilet by the pier. But at least Jenrick isn't being selective.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

Hence next season's Duke of York will be some hipster prince who lead Eintracht Braunschweig to 8th place in the German 2nd tier

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 8d

As a Bournemouth resident at the time, I can confirm.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 11d

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 11d

I would have demanded a free pint for having to suffer the font overload on that poster!

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 14d

A scene set in summer but filmed during a chilly, late winter… and also a really jarring conservative statement against the kids having fun (whilst the dirty old men tried to get theirs)… yeah, I’d be pretty miserable, too.

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 15d

Catherine Connolly lifts her top up when visiting the Dublin Portal #Smearthebejaysus

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20d

This is a fantastic thread...

Cole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 20d

Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x

Image from the Simpsons of Pynchon with a bag over his head on a cell phone. He's standing in front of a house with a neon sign advertising it as his home.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20d

Well played!

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20d

#speirgorm has been full of the lolz today. More of this kind of thing.

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