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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1h

two men are standing next to each other with the words i 've heard it both ways

Alt: Shawn Spencer from Psych saying i've heard it both ways

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1h

League of Legends? Oh you mean the group chat with my homies?

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 23h

Buddy it's not even gonna last until tomorrow

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 23h

And mashed potatoes my sister called "perfect" with no changes.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 23h

I also made this turkey

A seductive looking cooked turkey (spatchcocked)

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 23h

We are so back.

Sourdough bread. If you come over you can have some.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1d

Every damn day

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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 1d

Crashing out because we have destroyed the human experience of looking up at the night sky

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1d

we're pronouncing "jus" like "juice" now. I don't have time for a separate word for this.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so happy for you

meme: JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ΜΕ

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 2d

Saw a Tesla on the highway with an "I bought this before he went crazy" bumper sticker and the driver was scrolling on their phone lmao

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 3d

Pippy Long Stocking

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

This morning I biked through a wooded trail next to a river in the mist on an autumnal day while the two toddlers sitting behind me insisted they'd seen a kangaroo here one time, and I have been healed of all damage.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

8yo: ladies and gentlemen...
3yo: ....pray for us.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

Yes

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

there's a show on Fox they advertise during baseball games called "Doc" and I assume it's about the dwarf.

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

I'm in Alexandria

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

Court full of equity, you're specific performance

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 5d

I just heard a Justin Bieber lyric: “heart full of equity, you’re an asset”

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 5d

Somehow, there is always a relevant xkcd

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 4d

So don't go dark on me
It's all alright
If I'm gonna get back to you, someday
I'll need you light

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Mike Johnson: "This hate America rally that they have coming up for October 18? The antifa crowd, the pro-Hamas crowd, and the Marxists, they're all gonna gather on the Mall. It is an outrageous gathering for outrageous purposes ... all this has gotta come to an end."

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 5d

More mulch per mulch

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 5d

There's a legitimate argument he gets it but no legitimate argument he should

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 5d

Lovely quilt did you make it

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