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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 4h

The last time I had blood drawn, the person was so quick and smooth, I didn't even need a bandaid after. Left barely a mark.
I complimented heavily and they blushed! 🤭

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 4h

Omg, it basically says "we'll allow tenants to get screwed so landlords can profit more, but don't worry, landlords might rent out more previously "unavailable" units because of this.

Why is everything getting shittier at such a rapid pace?

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 4h

A "ballroom"....

a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .

Alt: A woman winks with her left eye in a very exaggerated, sarcastic way. The caption says 'RIIIIIGGGHT!"

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 5h

Oops, Bayview to Albert.

Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 5h

The best part is, this is the city's newest "complete street", but this exact spot happens to be a driveway across from a major transit hub. Drivers take the easy route and pull in there literally all the time. Lots of other choices, but laziness and CarBrain wins every time.

Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 6h

I won't do anything damaging to drivers' vehicles. Some of those crazy fuckers will run a bitch over if you so much as point at them.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 7h

The MAGAMEN find Bad Bunny sëxually appealing and they don't know what to do with those feelings... 🤣🤣🤣

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 7h

Also, another idiot who literally drove past me seconds before pulled into the bike lane at the lights across from Tunney's right in front of me.
I hope he shit his pants when I knocked on his window really hard. I hope he shit so hard he'll have to throw those pants away.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 7h

We told them the slip lane was stupid and dangerous, but they built a fresh one anyway.
Heaven forbid a driver should have to wait to turn a proper corner in Autowa.
@en.ottawa.ca

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 7h

Nothing like having to scream STOP at a cab driver in the slip lane from Bayview to Scott because the stupid fucker is staring at his phone instead of looking where he's going.

I wish I had lasers that shoot out of my eyes so I could vaporize every driver who endangers my life.

Me, every day:

a woman in a superman costume with the letter s on her chest

Alt: SuperGirl shoots white laser beams from her eyes. At drivers staring at their phones, probably.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 12h

There's a guy who sells Maritime food products in the Ottawa area, he used to sell thru The Cheese Shop in Carleton Place. He's got a FB page. Can anyone clue me in to his business name, I cannot recall.

Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 18h

Two of the lucky ones then. Good job, keep it up!

I've only had it once, and lemme tell ya, 0/10 do not recommend.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, OSEG has really hood-winked this City.
I wonder which exec stands to make the most out of this deal.

It's Jamie @sjamieit.bsky.social · 1d

The math on Lansdowne 2.0 is all lies and gimmicks.

Like, $6 million from raising the hotel tax. That doesn't actually have anything to do with Lansdowne.

Say we raised property taxes 2% and just said it all goes to Lansdowne 2.0, is that Lansdowne 2.0 paying for itself? Of course not. 🧵

Hitting go on Lansdowne 2.0: Key details from the city's final report | CBC News

The final reports about updating Ottawa's Lansdowne Park have been made public. Here's what they say about the cost, the financing, the contractors and more.

www.cbc.ca

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight was not a good night to be a driver in my way.
#GTFO
#MOVEBITCH

a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses is saying get out the way

Alt: a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses is saying get out the way

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone ever seen PeePee and Prof Dumbass in the same room? 🤔

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Hi The 1%,
I, a barely like, 97%er, have decided I'm quite thru with you all having all the money, and making it basically impossible to afford to be poor.

Please donate the rest of your money to people who actually need it.

Thanks,
Me

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Well Strandherd cost us over a million for what, 3 kms?
So this yes vote must be worth a cool 10 mil at least.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

How big is your noggin, Rob?!?!
Like, I have a sizable melon... 😯

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Omg I have to wear a ball cap just to keep the hood from covering my eyes.
And listen, I have a giant head.
(I also hate the feeling of rain jacket on my skin/neck)

I have a long list of notes for clothing manufacturers if anyone is interested.

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Is yours the tester noggin for all hoods?

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

With all the technology, and all the advancements in design, you mean to tell me not a single outdoor wear company has figured out how not to make the hood of a rain coat the most annoying, useless part of the whole garment?
WHOSE HEAD IS THAT BIG???

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 1d

Brrring brrring most of the time, but sometimes just a bing bing.

(My bell is multi-talented like that)

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 2d

*sobs* it's... beautiful....

Jessie Harlow @jessieharlow.bsky.social · 2d

Look at this! LOOK at this! Bike-specific construction mitigation on a designated local street bikeway!

I don't think I've seen anything of the sort anywhere in Halifax before?

Do I call 311 to say I'm thrilled?!

A street under construction. There is an excavator beside a large hole. There are pylons closing the street. Signage indicates "Street closed", "Sidewalk closed ahead. Cross here", and a pictograph of a shared bike/ bus lane. A small portion of the roadway furthest from construction activities has been lined with pylons as temporary bike lane.

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Mimo Nielsen @mimo-nielsen.bsky.social · 2d

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 2d

I certainly can't see behind the US gov curtain, but I can't help but wonder if those who could stop the madness just won't, out of spite, or sick curiosity. Or both.

Like how I absolutely will not put my coworkers' dirty dishes in the dishwasher for them.
I'll even start it without.

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