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alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · Jan 6

2025 media thread below! enter at your own risk!

a girl with bunny ears is standing in front of a shelf

ALT: a girl with bunny ears is standing in front of a shelf

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GTea ΘΔ @gtea.bsky.social · 15h

www.npr.org/2026/01/01/1...

This November remember that “Porn Addiction” actually means “Less than once a month”

Among people who self-identify as “pornography addicts,” the average frequency of porn use was less than 10 times a year.

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Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (4/5) @acvalens.net · 4h

If you’re upset about this (as you should be), pick up the phone and call

stop-paypros.neocities.org

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Shirokaze🪽🍁 @shirokazekaede.bsky.social · Mar 19

Unrest: Meowing that Detestable Name

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Fang Guu 🍖💧 ENVtuber @fang.3am.moe · 6h

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びよん @oko0ge.bsky.social · 9h

ナズ🍁

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🔞 @trfflefcker.bsky.social · 7h

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alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 7h

biggest issue with this build is how little i have HP invested but then i realized Resonant Flesh is like, a legit spell that kinda kicks ass? 20% max HP buff for 3 minutes (maybe more with lingering dragoncrest ring) kinda goes hard for boss fights and will just scale better the more HP investment

alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 7h

i've been replaying the game again with a chime hex build and it's been pretty fun. Resonant Soul hits really hard it turns out, Ruin Sentinels are normally a bit of a rough one for me but this run just blasted them to bits

Varangian Sword design kicks too much ass

alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 7h

i mean either way it's still dark souls 2 so i'm sure i'll have a grand old time with it

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alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 7h

as a noted "dark souls 2: scholar of the first sin" enjoyer i do really want to go play the pre-scholar release of the game at some point (but uh, Money) if for no other reason than to make the joke of "huge dark souls 2 fan excited to play it for the first time"

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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 10h

Whenever I see people abreviate Fantasy Maiden Wars as "FMW" my dumbass reads it as "Full Motion Wideo"

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IZZY @isabellsludge.bsky.social · 12h

futaba marui mitsudomoe holding "i like boobies" sign

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あんぜんロボ/ｺﾐﾃｨｱ154A40ab @474zz.bsky.social · 1d

ホシノ

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さくら兎れみ @remimimi.bsky.social · 1d

ポケ擬👻シャンデラ

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Tauzi, Adversary of Wаr Crіmеs & Gеnоcіdе @unpeupasepique.bsky.social · 17h

Apparently the Korean Touhou community is holding a "PC-98 & Hina Kagiyama Only Touhou Festival" next year for some reason lmao

Hina: "Hey guys when you say something is for the PC-98 characters can you include me in that as well? The PC-98 characters and Hina if it's not too much trouble thanks guys"

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キュン牛 @unktikonra.bsky.social · 1d

霊夢

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nemo @nemonemonemonemo.bsky.social · 18h

#プルアカ　🐻🎀

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めるきお @melciort.bsky.social · 1d

ボツ供養… 生足バニーお兄ちゃん🥰
#おにまい落書き

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alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 1d

i mean this sincerely i fucking Wish i could show tummy without it feeling like the actual worst thing in the entire world i would be doing that shit consistently

alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 1d

I WANT TO BE CUTE
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WEAR CUTE OUTFITS THAT EXPRESS THINGS ABOUT ME
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHOW SKIN WITHOUT WANTING TO EXPLODE
AAAAAAAAA

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モモイ描画装置 @yaboshiki1.bsky.social · 1d

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alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 1d

i need to get laser on my entire torso so badly

alice @lapismaid.bsky.social · 1d

I WANT TO BE CUTE
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WEAR CUTE OUTFITS THAT EXPRESS THINGS ABOUT ME
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHOW SKIN WITHOUT WANTING TO EXPLODE
AAAAAAAAA

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Num🐍 @angrynum.bsky.social · 1d

🍎🍏
#oc

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Ivie @nyaivie.bsky.social · 1d

canari

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unbeatable @ad.reki.gay · 1d

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, IT COUNT SAVE YOUR LIFE: gunplay/gun play/gunpla
"this new first person shooter game has such satisfying gunplay"
"i love gun play, i wish someone would stick a rifle in my asshole"
"i love gunpla, i cant wait to build this High Grade RX-79[G]EZ-SR1 GUNDAM EZ-SR"

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