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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!)
@lancederg.bsky.social
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loves Big and Memes || 🔞 MINORS BEGONE 🔞 || 28 || icon by @bobertotter.bsky.social || DMs welcome! poke me for whatever whenever! whether to chat or whatnot DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pGDm76KRJX DO NOT DM ME TO GET ME TO COMMISSION YOU
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · Aug 18
hello chat its ya boy
the Lance
commissions've been open for a while now but i figured id update pricing, info and examples! hopefully i get people commissioning me this time haha
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miseryvulture.bsky.social
Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · Dec 17
Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.
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Tkckid @tkckid.bsky.social · 14d
Look like Brian ate too much chocolate
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Tkckid @tkckid.bsky.social · 6h
I Really Hoping Gummigoo Is In The Beach Day Episode
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 4h
Get on it then bro~ these tits are waitin ;3
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creamspark.art
🔞⚡ KurtRockingDragon 🎃⚡Spooky Costume: CLOSE! (slots 7/7) @creamspark.art · 4h
A Spooky Costume for @gladetheloog.bsky.social 🎃🐲⚡
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voyagersscrapbook.bsky.social
Voyager's Scrapbook 🔜 Megaplex 2024 @voyagersscrapbook.bsky.social · 9h
Ooh yeahhh!!!

YCH anim by @elninisss.bsky.social
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bunnymunchie.bsky.social
Marbi 🔞 (Comms closed) @bunnymunchie.bsky.social · 1d
The biggers peepa in the kingdom
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lyxatrian.bsky.social
💜🍇Grape🍇💜 @lyxatrian.bsky.social · 1d
theyre not that big.. are they?

pectober thingy or something for this month enjoy
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squidinu.bsky.social
Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 3d
party popper!
i colored this Rocco from @knaveofclubs.bsky.social
sketch of a large purple jolly looking piñata monster grasping onto a much smaller annoyed human man dressed in a business suit. sketch of an ecstatic purple lycañata yanking on another blue and magenta piñata wolf's tail in a loud burst of confetti
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 7h
just a reminder i take c0mmissions! dm me if you want one!
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 7h
oops @rosewhoknowz.furobesity.net drank some strange juice! they thought it said "strong bitch juice" but APPARENTLY they cant read and now they cant really do much of anything as they swell bigger and bigger as the pooltoy the never shouldntve been AND its still swelling~

c0mm for said individual
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chokeylover.bsky.social
Maldu @chokeylover.bsky.social · 23h
Commission work for
@branandindigo.bsky.social & @zynkolion.bsky.social
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praceph @praceph.bsky.social · Aug 18
yeah bro i looooove spelunking
june 2025
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 1d
look some nice juicy Lance tits

ych by @chocosplits.bsky.social
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azsola.bsky.social
Regil @azsola.bsky.social · 15h
Can the front seat in the car shrink over time? Must be some sort of mechanical issue!
Finished for Tommy Blooper ^^
A heavily overweight fox sitting in a car, barely fitting between the seat and the wheel, noting his clothes teared along the seams.
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bandersketch.bsky.social
BanderSketch (Open for Commissions) @bandersketch.bsky.social · 18h
really like the outfit at the begining wanted to do a lil fanart of it!
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rei01.bsky.social
rei!? @rei01.bsky.social · 1d
lateish b-day gift art for @yongdasom.bsky.social
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darckhumor.bsky.social
Darck! @darckhumor.bsky.social · 1d
🎃💪Fightober Raffle
Day 12 - Staredown

Today's winner is @kass-lockheed.bsky.social !
Something's going down, but I feel like we'll all win.
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thecathive.bsky.social
The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 1d
The Criminal
Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"
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themrkun.bsky.social
Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 1d
Big 'n slick commission wip
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Traditional handmade illustration of a purple - blue - beige oni bear, made with color pencils on paper. His body glistens and shines with intense highlights, making it seem like he's wet. Various color pencils are visible on the photo.
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neoxiii.bsky.social
Neo 🔜 NFC’26 🇸🇪 @neoxiii.bsky.social · 1d
Here's a frontal view of Freddy to just get a feel for that big bad wolf.
Freddy the big bad wolf in his full attire.
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koracat.bsky.social
KoraCat @koracat.bsky.social · 1d
tits
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badshade.bsky.social
BadShade @badshade.bsky.social · 1d
FINE, I'll do it myself 😤
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ahogedog.bsky.social
Bei🔞 @ahogedog.bsky.social · 1d
rub rub
an artistic crop, in color, of two size-difference cocks. the larger cock rubs between the legs and beneath the balls of a smaller character that sits perhaps on the larger character's belly. the larger character has grey and white fur as well as a lorem piercing at the base of his cock. the smaller character is colored in a generic blue.
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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 1d
look some nice juicy Lance tits

ych by @chocosplits.bsky.social
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