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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 8h

Memo to my friggin' Eustachian tubes. Could y'all PLEASE stop popping and crinkling and being all STUPID already? Stanks very much, me. UGGH

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 8h

Guess who almost destroyed his computer monitor doing a spit take 🤣 at that....XD

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 8h

FEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHH......(don't mind me, my inner otter just jumped out for a bit.) XD

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 11h

And if you want to flaxomere the tollywiggle crunch parameter, you just fluxate the main ribeye extensionator and get a full flannel opening tube wash of your main crunchwrap peroximeme-ification dongle! Just like that!

shaky.bsky.social @shaky.bsky.social · 11h

You have to first update your bios to wiggle. Then crunch your drive with parallel disco sync, then use the third party applicator to run boggle dev+. You cant use boggle dev user because it will break everything. Then you just put in the blort key and you're all set. Easy!

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 15h

In today's edition of "Brain invents a fragment of a could-be Weird Al parody idea" - Fleetwood Mac - "Little Lies" and it becomes:

Sell me pies, sell me sweet cherry pies (sell me pies)
Sell me sell me pies.

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 15h

Some of the stuff I've been hearing has me legit wanting to give up when this computer dies and attempt Linux. I haven't decided if I hate myself enough / want to endure that particular level of torture to go that route.

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 16h

This picture makes these things look like they're filled with ketchup. And I mean, ketchup is fine but....keep your ketchup out of my baked snacks, because, seriously, WTF?!

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 16h

Hostess Lights (1990-circa 1995): A line of low-fat and cholesterol-free (as was the style at the time) treats from Hostess. Varieties included plain chocolate, raspberry-filled, vanilla pudding-filled, and apple spice cupcakes, as well as brownies and Twinkies

A cross section of a chocolate cupcake with chocolate frosting, with a red jelly filling, sitting next to a single raspberry. The top of the image reads "New 97% fat free, no cholesterol Hostess Lights". The ad copy reads "Let them eat cake.", and a line up of 3 different white boxes with images of cupcakes with different fillings sits along the bottom

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Ryan Thomper @ryanthomper.bsky.social · 1d

#porktheinvestigator
"With the kids hanging out over at Clints home with the wife, He and Brok were free to hang and brawl it out. Though, looks like there sparing evolved into something a bit more, Intimate."

Art by @spottthehyena.bsky.social
Thank you for the wonderful commission.

Clint and Brok from Brok the investigator have very intimate, very gay sex while making out.

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 19h

That clue being, MOST of us who work in health insurance are little more than low-paid cubicle drones who dream of someday being able to actually afford a house or apartment of our own, while desperately flailing about applying for jobs almost LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE if they pay better.

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 19h

LRSkeet? Same. And yet I STILL have to listen to fact-averse fuckwits who think "LOL he works in health insurance so he CLEARLY spends all his time denying claims in between busy sessions of rolling around naked in piles of cash & cocaine on one of his 8 yachts." Some of y'all need to get a clue.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 20h

Uggghh I haven’t been to a con since the before times and I still feel this in my soul.

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Yeap. Back in the day, whenever Max would be hanging out in the kitchen just camped in front of the stove intently staring at the shelf on the bottom...we knew he'd smelled an intruder. That or downstairs near the corners where they'd get in.

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Questionnn?

Why is it...whenever I go on the internet to find some dope-ass information.. I gotta sift through a bunch of A.I. slop to find the good stuff.

Maaaan, FUNK DAT!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFK...

A.I. SUCKS!

Sagat "Funk Dat"

YouTube video by maxirecords

www.youtube.com

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Book 5.5 - Diaper Disco Dingoes ?

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Impressive numbers-wise and all, but she is certainly no Adele. Not even close.

www.stereogum.com/2326290/tayl...

Taylor Swift's 'The Life Of A Showgirl' Debuts With 4 Million Sales, Occupies Entire Hot 100 Top 10

Though our own Tom Breihan thought it was solid, a lot of people (myself included) think The Life Of A Showgirl is some of Taylor Swift’s most mediocre work to date. Nonetheless, the mixed public rece...

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Could almost make a song out of that...

If you're horny and you know it, touch my dick

... and so on and so forth. XD

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going with because influencers know how profoundly stupid their audiences are and will buy anything they schill, and even go so far as to sell it as "The Un-Shower" and said gullible audience will eat it up (or maybe I should say smear it on.)

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

Missed opportunity here. Totally should have Hedberg’d it all “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience!”

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

phone is ringin'

OHMYGOD.

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 1d

I will take “Roads I want to be speeding down in a bitchin’ cool car while Juno Reactor’s Rotorblade plays for $1000, Alex. XD

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 2d

Tired: Detachable Penis.
Wired: Penis.
Inspired: Re-attachable Penis.
Charcoal Fired: Multi-Attachable Pianist.

XD

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 2d

Time to be sad, you say? I shall offer this one up if you feel so inclined. Even if you don't, I will say it is definitely in my "If I feel like drop kicking myself in the feels with my own foot" playlist...for sure.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVD...

Cody Jinks - It Don't Rain In California (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Cody Jinks

www.youtube.com

KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 2d

Ghost doing "Jesus He Knows Me"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3k...

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KZorroFuego @kzorrofuego.bsky.social · 2d

big yikes again, ayup...

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