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KyliEEK Woyote

@kylora2112.bsky.social

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She/her Guitars & games 7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter Bengals/Cubs/Flames Kylie Minogue stan Iron Maiden fangirl Life-long Maine-iac MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster

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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 59m

We called that the McChimera in college.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Don't do what Memere Bald did: my grandfather got wounded while capturing a Nazi bunker and took home some spoils. Memere Bald did his laundry and hung it on the line...his uniform, his civvies...the Nazi flag he captured...

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Hey Andy, welcome to 2008.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2h

Cuomo admits that he didn't do enough during the primary on social media, "which is a very popular medium now"

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

a man with a beard is holding a light saber and saying amazing every word of what you just said was wrong .

Alt: a man with a beard is holding a light saber and saying amazing every word of what you just said was wrong .

media.tenor.com

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Trolley meme with Sisyphus rolling his boulder towards either the ship of Theseus or the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The caption reads "Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are ful, so they may be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?"

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

Hello, coroner? Yeah, there's a dead body on the stage.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3h

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

Holy shit dude, that was absolutely murder via words.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

Holy shit...not the biggest Kiss or Ace fan out there, but damn, dude's a fucking legend. RIP, Spaceman.

Ace Frehley, Kiss Lead Guitarist and Solo Artist, Dies at 74

Paul 'Ace' Frehley, lead guitarist and cofounder of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Kiss, has died. He was 74.

variety.com

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 7h

Electrical engineers designed this.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 7d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with his ex-wife

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

What other heroic things has he done? Burned a Confederate flag? Beat a Klansman to death with another Klansman?

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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

'tis a great feeling

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

This is like 50% of Maine.

I live in Maine, so I know from experience.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

Is he calling the IDF Hamas?

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

Hey, the Yakuza have some semblance of morals.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

All I know if that there's a nuclear submarine named for it and it's where NASCAR's Labonte brothers are from.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

I sleep in a big bed. With your ex-wife.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 8h

And I sleep in a big bed...with his ex-wife.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

9 year old Black men and 40 year old white boys runnin' wild out there.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

That's why I like people who hated that shit back then, too. A lot of people thought slavery was good in 1850? Then that makes me like John Brown even more!

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

I love winning with my jank brews ♥

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

Smartasses make wisecracks.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

Bottom left

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 9h

"No, you can no longer kick detainees in the head. Please punch them in the balls instead."