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Kyle Shire
@kyleshire.bsky.social
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Senior Producer at Critical Role, Creator & Designer for Queen By Midnight, Writer, Comedian. 🏳️‍🌈🏋️‍♂️🎲🐉 It’s chaos, be kind Help my neighbors Greg & Cynthia after Eaton Fire! https://gofund.me/117e2bc4
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 5h
A bit nippy this morning 🥶
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 2d
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago 31 A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo. The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview. “My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese. From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett. The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 4d
This is so awesome. There were more of them last night. I am so proud of my City. 🐸💚
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 4d
My TV Producer Zodiac:
☀️ Pete Hornberger (30 Rock)
🌕 Jane Benson (The Comeback)
⬆️ Roz Doyle (Fraiser)
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 5d
Rewatched Freddy Vs Jason and totally forgot about Kelly Rowland performing her Comedy Mothership Tight 5 to Freddy Kruger 🤣
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 7d
Wonder if the syndication agreement only covered the opening theme for X amount of years 🤔
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 7d
Did TNT change the opening theme to Charmed?! Did the license expire?!

Inquiring producer-witches must know.
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 9d
Aahahahahaha!! The utter contempt New Yorkers have for cars 🤣❤️ IT FEEDS ME
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 12d
And we fuggin' did! ❤️
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 12d
I initially wanted to do a thing where he freaked out in a trailer, but @samriegel.bsky.social suggested we take the money we budgeted for it and put it towards break-safe props and I was like “SAY NO MORE, YOU’RE WEARING THIS JEAN HARLOW ROBE.” ❤️ #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13d
I would give him a lion cut at least once a year at the start of summer. He was a Norwegian so he had a thick thick coat with a water resistant undercoat. Helped make him feel cooler and sexier in the LA summers (and reduced tumbleweeds of floof around the house).
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13d
Mumu’s legacy is secure ❤️
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13d
Rest in peace, little guy. I’m so lucky to have you in my heart forever. 💔❤️
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13d
He was as sweet as he was spicy. He hated me for the first 3 years and then, overnight, he couldn’t leave me alone.

Thank you for loving me, for protecting me, for teaching me how to hold space for myself, and for the countless nights you tucked me in, keeping my bad dreams at bay.
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13d
This morning I lost my deamon. My familiar. My dream guardian. My grumpy lil Palm Springs queen. My Mumu.

He was 18 years old. For the last 16 years he’s been a constant fluffy presence around me. Now I’m gonna have to get used to not hearing his constant little squawks and chirps.
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 18d
Why are the football people dressed for the Palm Springs White Party?
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 26d
“A true dystopian megacorp wouldn’t be caught dead capitulating to these…children. Don’t you agree, Mr. Mouse? Cigarette?”

**offers the Mouse a Gauloises**
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 27d
They also can’t betray beliefs because they have none. They have no moral compass other than the need to follow power.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 27d
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 27d
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27d
•ABC: fires Kimmel for mocking Trump
•CBS: fires Colbert for mocking Trump
•ABC: fires Moran for slamming Stephen Miller
•MSNBC: fires Matt Dowd for saying “hateful thoughts lead to hateful actions”

•FOX: Champions Brian Kilmeade as he calls for Nazi state murder of America’s 600K homeless people
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 27d
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