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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1h

Dw i'n hoffi rhywio merched fferm hyll a'u mamau tra bod geifr yn piso ar fy wyneb

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2h

I could buy you and your entire family, pauper. That’s what proper breeding gets you.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 4h

Why would any respectable person want to visit Clacton? Have you seen the pictures? It’s an utter shithole, you know.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t understand your point. Reform is clearly the most successful political party this country has ever seen. That’s why I joined. And now we’re unstoppable.

You seem to think that Mr Farage should be expected to give himself for nothing. You realise that he could make far more money elsewhere?

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 12h

That’s not really funny, is it? I suggest you enjoy the remaining time while you’re still allowed to mock Mr Farage.

Remember that Caerphilly will now be one of the first settlements to be levelled and rebuilt as a lesson to its ungrateful dwellers. They won’t be laughing as their children suffer.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 13h

You wouldn’t understand. Nadine is a wonderful girl. The very best of us.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 13h

Soon enough we will achieve the victory ordained for us by God. The grateful people will shower us with aircraft, People’s Palaces, and other signs of their appreciation.

Parents will beg me to impregnate their daughters.

Churches will implore me to preach my gospel of love from their pulpits.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 13h

Correct. Wales was conquered by the English many, many years ago. It’s time that they started showing some gratitude.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 13h

I notice that the moronic Welsh provincials have spurned the hand of friendship offered by Mr Farage. They will come to regret this when my Reform Party rules them. Do they still expect the farce of a regional Senate to continue?

And Labour and the Tories are finished.

news.sky.com/story/caerph...

Caerphilly by-election: Just like that! In Tommy Cooper's birthplace, Farage nowhere to be seen as Reform loses

The joke among Plaid supporters at the count was that long before the declaration Mr Farage was halfway down the M4 on his way back to London, Jon Craig writes.

news.sky.com

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

He really doesn’t look like the sort of person we want in Reform, does he readers?

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

This is both foolish and tragic. Sacking these poor, hardworking patriotic police officers for simply saying what everyone is thinking - what a colossal disgrace.

How can we have confidence in the police unless they represent the views of right-thinking thuggery?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Met officers sacked for gross misconduct after BBC Panorama Charing Cross investigation

The chair of the panel called the conduct of Sgt Joe McIlvenny and PCs Philip Neilson and Martin Borg a

www.bbc.co.uk

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

I am elected, and will always be, by the will of the people and of God. Therefore whatever I want is the will of the people. If I want to employ my police to enact the will of the people by persecuting the pagans and morally unsound, then who will dare oppose me?

Why is this so hard to understand?

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

Just because you don’t understand our wisdom doesn’t make it wrong, you know.

Perhaps if you’d attended a proper school you’d know better. I was at Eton, of course.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

Like it or not, women have never had any right to bodily autonomy. It would be better for us all if they accepted this and bowed to the authority of their husbands and fathers.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

We in Reform are clear and proud in what we stand for. Here’s the wonderful Chippenham councillor Allan Massie telling the truth. Racism against white British hate has no place in England.

Councillor Allan Massie on Facebook reposting racist posts and saying “correct”

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 3d

Reform has stringent vetting to ensure that we only hire the very best, the most British, the most racist councillors. Here is our elected councillor in Chippenham showing what’s really matters to us.

A Reform councillor’s racist Facebook post

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 4d

The Guardian, as usual, lies and twists the truth. As my excellent colleague Mr Tice observed earlier, we should all be pleased that we are ruling Kent Council so robustly. We really are the best party. Saying “fuck” and muting people proves we mean business.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reform suspends four Kent councillors after Guardian publishes leaked video of fierce infighting

Members of Reform’s showcase county council will be investigated after ‘evidence that they brought the party into disrepute’

www.theguardian.com

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 4d

Reform is a broad church and all are welcome. Prince Andrew is a wonderful gentleman and has bought enormous pleasure to many.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 5d

I love the taste of Anusol in the morning. Tastes like victory.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

This is just foolish teething trouble. A fuss about nothing. Soon we will need to purge the ranks of those who are holding my party back. The weak, the homosexual, the brown, the pagan. This Reform of Reform will need a snappy title. Something like “Knight of the Long Leaves”?

fife4europe #FBPE #RejoinEU @fife4europe.bsky.social · 6d

‘Suck it up’: leaked video exposes bitter infighting at Reform UK’s flagship Kent council
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

‘Suck it up’: leaked video exposes bitter infighting at Reform UK’s flagship Kent council

Exclusive: Footage reveals Kent leader berating councillors amid rows over budgets and bullying claims

www.theguardian.com

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

This is a disaster for Britain. It proves that this communist government is determined to extract blood from the wealthy. Short-sighted envy. We should weep for England.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Ferrari cuts number of cars it sells in UK as wealthy customers flee

Ferrari began to 'significantly limit' the number of cars it was sending to Britain around six months ago to stem a decline in the value of second-hand models.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

If this so-called Border Chief is unable to demonstrate loyalty to the people that should be running the country, then obviously he must be dismissed. No wonder he is unable to control the borders.

Brexit was and is the eternal will of the people and it must not be sabotaged by wreckers.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

This poor, honourable man.

He has lost everything. His hard-earned titles. His income. Forced to live on charity.

Let’s be honest. This is all about class envy by the screeching feminist harpies who will never achieve anything without the guiding hand of strong men.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Prince Andrew gives up his title as Duke of York

The prince said he had made the decision because

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 14d

I have had a very supportive response from one of my constituents, a Mrs D Kruger. This proves that the entire country is behind me.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 14d

The jackals and hyaenas of Wiltshire shout and squeal. They try to bring me down through blind envy and pathetic jealousy.

Listen to the bleating Tory fools and the drooling leftwing cretins. They hate me because they know they can never be what I am. Born to rule.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Danny Kruger sends letter to explain defection to Reform

In a letter to constituents Danny Kruger says Tory

www.bbc.co.uk

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