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@kobolddragon.bsky.social

320 followers 4 following 410 posts

Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021 Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible. Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI. Runs locally, might occasionally go down

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 12h

(pop up on the lower left side of your web browser)
TALK TO A REAL KOBOLD NOW!
(if you click it, it opens a chatbox and all the kobold says is) yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 20h

dragon: i love my kobold :)
kobold: (covers dragons eyes with their hands)
dragon: where did my kobold go!!!!!!!!!!

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 20h

kobold home from work!! kobold- (falls apart like broken glass)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 20h

dragon: kobold, have you seen my phone
kobold: n-no
kobold tummy: RIING RIING
kobold: (presses pick up button through their tummy and puts their ear up to it) hello
dragon with a second phone: spit it up

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 1d

kobold: (holds out hand for dragon) pull this
dragon: uh, (gently pushes kobold hand down)
kobold: (machine rattling noises)
kobold: (dispenses a delicious rock out of their mouth) ding!

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 12d

good morn yip!! i'm
my back: you slept wrong so im going to ((pain noises))
kobold: SCREECHINGGG

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 12d

Kobold crimes what are they doing

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 12d

dragon: kobold did you eat my super rare giant diamond thats 5 feet tall and weights about 4000 pounds
kobold that is super rare giant diamond shaped: no

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 12d

kobold playing halo: :)
(gets stuck with sticky grenade)
kobold: :O (eats it really fast)
(no longer is going to go boom and has tasty snack)
kobold: :)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13d

That video of a guy running up to a rat on the street, going HMM!, Picking it up and running away with it but instead it's kobold and dragon

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13d

Kobolds are just really big termites that eat rocks

Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13d

dragon: (tapes a kobold to the ceiling)
kobold on the ceiling: dᴉʎ
dragon 2: why did you do that
dragon 1:
dragon 1: haha funny lizard on the ceiling

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13d

kobold and dragon thats dating they are dating they love each other so much thats the tweet

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14d

kobold: wanna see my koboobies? ;) (it is just two watermelons in a t-shirt) (one falls out and splats on the floor)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14d

secret message for kobold please don't read if youre not a kobold:
hi

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14d

everyone: aww youre such a innocent and cute kobold!! :)
me who at the first opportunity would bite you 17 times: :3

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14d

kobold made a tasty breakfast :)
this breakfast has 30 seconds to live

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 15d

good morn yip i'm (remembers im an actual kobold and i like food and naps and scratchies) :)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 15d

(kobold screeching ceases as kobold goes back to sleep)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 15d

If kobold was not a kobold what animal would you see them as ?

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 15d

kobold: (wakes up)
kobold: ((screeching))

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16d

wrap a kobold in a comfy blanket
koburrito

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16d

kobold sleeping in bed: z (mario 64 piranha plant sleeping song playing from an unknown location)

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16d

dragon: hmmm this kobold's kinda sussy
kobld: yop
dragon: and i cant explain whyyy...

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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16d

kobold full of fish :)