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Adam Corolla
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I am the affordable midsized sedan of democracy, not the other guy. Take back state houses to take back white houses. McLean, Va by way of Gaczyna #NAFO #FELLA
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · May 16
Pew Pew Pew!!!
wartranslated.bsky.social WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · May 16
Ukraine’s Fulltime Robotics unveiled the SlimBeam laser turret (1.5 kW) to neutralize drones up to 1 km. Specs: 1080 nm wavelength, 20-800 m range, 30 min runtime, 50 kg weight. Can blind drones at 2 km.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 6h
"Fox News is Black church for old white men"

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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
This is the architectural equivalent of his slapping Virginia Guiffre across the mouth and telling her she's powerless to stop what's coming next.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
It beats "Putz Shtupman"...
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
The Russian stock market is still a thing?
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
Let's be honest. Toothpaste gives all the floride protection people need, and the sort of people not brushing their teeth aren't going to the dentist either.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 8h
I'm not gonna a lie. That would be fun to set up. I can have it scann all my old FB interactions to see who will come and who won't....
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 14h
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 14h
I'd pay good money to have another heck of a day at sea, sir!
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 14h
There it is. The message that liberals could have embraced since Ronald Reagan cowed them all into the closet.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 23h
Two worda: President Vance
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 23h
Ya posted your thought on a public forum for your followers to comment on. I did, respectfully and without malice. If that isn't the interaction you want, then maybe grow the fuck up or go back to Xitter.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 23h
The Chinese system rewards a few government-connected actors with public funds to the exclusion of everyone. Projects like this siphon off billions with no discernible benefit (See also real estate) in an economy shrinking, and about to age out of relevance- perhaps even out of state cohesion.
mayawest.online Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1d
can someone explain to me why improving your country's infrastructure in a way that effectively stimulates your economy is a strategy that should be abandoned?

like I'm five. please.
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For critics, China’s construction of the world’s largest dam is another sign of Beijing’s inability to break from its tried-and-true formula of turning to infrastructure investment to stimulate the economy.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
Your body needs to flush out the lactic acid. Caffeine prevents that.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
Land GRANT University.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
Did they make you aware Congress can not invoke the 25th Amendment?
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
You could have caused the Epstein files to fall out of the demolished East Wing wall this afternoon....
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
It detected it all right!
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
Thanksgiving may be a little awkward this year....
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
Caffeine is a blood vessel constrictor. You are begging for cramped muscles if you drink caffeine after a workout.
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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
"I know you are, but what am I?" vibes.
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d
Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

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Adam Corolla @knollie.bsky.social · 1d
This meme is why I'm still online.
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