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Kirsty Webeck
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Comedian. The people’s stepdad. “Everything I Need To Say About Sea Creatures” touring Australia and NZ in 2025. Link below for details and to join my mailing list👇🏻 https://www.kirstywebeck.com/links 📧 [email protected]
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Guy: “My cousin’s a lesbian. Maybe you know her?”

Me: “It doesn’t work like that. We don’t all know each other.”

Guy: “She lives in Brunswick. Her name’s Claire. She has a three-legged cat called Trixie.”

Me: *walks off so I don’t have to tell him we were engaged in 2013*
New longer form standup clip just went up on my YouTube channel if that’s your jam!

youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...
You’re a gem. Thanks, Legend.
*Kirsty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Legend. 🩷🩷🩷
😂😂😂😂 I feel you!
Thanks mate! That’s where the whale watching story from the show comes from, too! 🤭
😂😂😂😂 you get it.
Oh wow! I have friends who are all “C” names. Four of them!
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I laughed aloud several times.
Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?
Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?
Men online: “you’re a man.”

Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.”

Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”