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AEW & ROH’s Serpentico | SNAKEMAN | SerpentiCOACH | Sometimes on Twitch | Nyla Rose is my best friend | Became important at work and it’s ruining my life

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3h

Jaja *tall

Sorry. I was probably being chased by one when typing this

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3h

Hey if a tell person is being mean to you just throw some marbles in their path.

They’ll probably start cartoonishly slipping and sliding and since their legs are (too) long it’ll take time for them to regain balance.

And they’ll probably be all embarrassed, too.

Win/win.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 12h

is this real

do I have to fight Okada now

(he’s pretty tall)

She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 1d

😊😊😊🤭🤭

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

Hey if you’re having a bad day just remember

Tall people often misjudge height and distance and hit their heads on stuff and it’s really funny

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

Snitch

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

I would never dream of missing the show I may or may not dethrone Mercedes once and for all

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

You were supposed to be asleep but I forgot about time zones

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

hey I’m sorry I was in a bad mood last night

(I still fully believe this, though)

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

timeline asleep?

ok cool here goes

I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

timeline asleep?

ok cool here goes

I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

HOW DID YOU FIND ME

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

Allegedly

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t get a call from HR if you give HR the wrong phone number.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

although..

a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

like, as a maneuver to finish matches

not to torture the ones that don’t listen (or be mean) to me

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

what if I started using the torture rack at work

i’d be unstoppable tbh

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

How else would they stick to their times??

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

I could do this with my eyes tied behind my back

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

what if I started using the torture rack at work

i’d be unstoppable tbh

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

Ok so do I win or what

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 4d

Very carefully

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 4d

Yes but in green

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

A menace.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

Hi.

Angelico was doing a cool move so I was gonna sit on the top rope to also look cool but I slipped and got stuck instead.

Bye.

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 5d

✌️ #HonorClub #WatchROH

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 5d

VIBES. #HonorClub #WatchROH

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 5d

Evasive maneuvers! #HonorClub #WatchROH

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