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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Nov 27

Now that I’m here comedy is finally legal on Bluesky!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Sep 16

I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supporters support what happened to Charlie Kirk.

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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Sep 6

Knew you two would be buddies

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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Sep 6

❤️

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Sep 6

Been listening to “Hangaji Gil” over and over again, all thanks to #SouthPark

youtu.be/W_-e7Ta0YYs?...

Hangaji Gil

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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Aug 6

Congrats on ratioing the DHS

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Aug 6

#eatabagofdicks

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Chee @chee2k13.bsky.social · May 28

also it doesn't track you or collect your data. it's run totally off donations so it's not invasive in any way.

it's literally the perfect social media. no monetization, no influencers, none of that crap. it's just you, your friends and a blog. it's great. shoutout to @anthemaker.com

Chee @chee2k13.bsky.social · May 28

hey if yall ever want to have a social media that's literally just your friends and not pretending to be an influencer or some other stupid shit you should really make a spacehey.

seriously. i can actually be myself online with the people i care about

spacehey.com/home

spacehey.com

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · May 17

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 16

#southpark #sptwt

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 15

Childhood game

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 10

@spacehey.com I’m working on a new layout. Would you please fix the site soon?

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 7

Least retarded MAGA supporter

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 5

The current state of twitter

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · May 2

I remember the night before my birthday, when I heard the news of bin Laden’s death. Because of time zone he did technically die on my birthday

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 30

Lmao

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 28

lol

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 20

#foodporn

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 20

And to think, Hong Kong had a stupid protest against China in 2019-2020, and then somehow the US got involved (because they feel the need to be the world police as usual)

Now they both know who the real bully is

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Apr 16

NEWS: Hong Kong has suspended postal service for all goods being sent to the United States, saying the U.S is "unreasonable, bullying, and imposing tariffs abusively."

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 18

Every time there's a shooting in America people care more about the shooter's ideology than the victims...seriously

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Eric Feltman @chefericfeltman.bsky.social · Apr 17

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Smoky jerk thighs smothered in glossy brown gravy—rich, spicy, and deeply comforting. Served over rice with scallions, this is soul food that sings in the key of fire and fat. #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #ComfortFood #Foodsky #Recipe #Dinner #SoulFood #JerkChicken

Click here for recipe

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King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 16

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 14

Delicious pork belly okonomiyaki #foodporn

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 14

Gyudon #foodporn

King 👑 @kingof2cards.bsky.social · Apr 8

What happened to the good ol days when music fan wars were prominent on Twitter?