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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Jun 23

I showed myself making hamburgers on my IG story once. I got several messages I didn't wash my meat. They were talking about vinegar, limes, and a colander.

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Jun 2

I did not know people dead ass thought turkey legs were pork 😭 I saw three different videos on tiktok, and all the comments are saying turkey legs are pork legs because turkeys aren't that big.

Yall have never seen a turkey or a pig leg in person because it ain't no way you believe that.

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · May 19

It will air on PBS at the same time, unlike HBO max, where there was a delay of a couple of months.

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · May 19

I started school today. That's it

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · May 18

My husband and I playing blue prince the last 2 days

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ᴡʜᴏ ᴋᴀɴɢ @chaclo.blacksky.app · Apr 24

“The age of consent is 16 in some states”

Nigga, BLOCKED.

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Apr 8

Mu son been sick this past weekend, then last night he broke out in a rash.

Took him to the doctor, it's the fucking flu. Apparently, this year, a stain comes with a rash 🙃

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 23

Me spending $100 at the dispensary so I can get free chicken tenders

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 18

Sooo... it's was absolutely my fault, and I realized halfway thru. Successfully, gas lit them to waive the late fees tho. 😭

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 18

The rental office lost my rent check, and instead of saying they lost it. They are trying to say it bounced, and I own them 2 something in late fees. 😒

Bank said no one ran a check for them to say it bounced or not. I'm about to go flip a desk.

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 14

Asked the husband for something he said no, I immediately won it in a giveaway 🤭🤭🤭

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 8

Had the worst five guys of my life omg

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 8

Flat tire. Jack broke. Finally got home after handling that, and my kitchen light blew out.

I'm ordering food and going to bed. we try this whole day tomorrow.

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 8

Yall said the wano arc was long but got damn

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 8

Tbf a half packet of crystal light sweet tea, a half packet of crystal light lemonade & some tequila has been my drink choice at home 🧍🏿‍♀️🧍🏿‍♀️

Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · Mar 4

Executives at Kraft Heinz asked themselves "how will our fellow Gen Xers get through this moment in history" and decided the answer is "alcoholic Crystal Light"

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 5

Pulling out that drawer to grab your bra in a box. Was a traumatic experience 😭

Karen Huger Stan Account @bigredbunni.com · Mar 5

If you ain't have to have one of these you do NOT have big titties

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 5

Absolutely correct.

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 4

I've been so locked in playing two point museum. I ain't realize today is not Sunday until just now😩

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Mar 4

🤭🤭

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 28

I made bread. Please clap. It's a jalapeno cheddar loaf

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 28

I'm about to get into my 90s mom aesthetic and theme out my kitchen.

I'm thinking strawberries

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 27

If I preorder a game, today is release day... why the fuck do i have to wait until noon to be able to play.

I hate this has become a thing

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 26

I did find so many dresses and skirts, tho. I can't wait till I can wear my clothes again. Winter, go away 😩

Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 26

Went to the thrift. Why was fashion nova and shein being priced at $30+

What is going on 😒

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Dopish @kindadopish.bsky.social · Feb 23

I'm probably late, but you can't search for pictures on IG. No more, they used to mix the reels in there, but now it's straight reels and nothing else 😒