Kim Faul
@kimfaul.bsky.social
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Software Engineer, LEGO enthusiast, village idiot. Chasing that Eternal Sunshine.
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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Wow, it feels like only a couple years ago as opposed to 8!!!
😂

I appreciate you, Michael. Work has been keeping me so busy lately that I’ve had to scale back a lot of my social media nonsense. But I’ll make sure to still pop in from time to time. Hope you and the family are doing well!
Your cruelty knows no limits, Chad.
No.

You will feel this sadness.

TAKE IT.
You’re welcome?
A tail of two kitties.
There was one Christmas where my parents gave me a VHS copy of The Little Mermaid and I watched it relentlessly for the entirety of winter break while eating giant bag of peanut M&Ms and it still lives on in my memory as the best Christmas ever. John is recreating that memory for me this morning. 😭
Right? What is there beyond 11:30 except absolute misery? Get me home.
I had a dream last night that I was out with a bunch of friends. It was nearing 11:30 and they all wanted to go to a second venue. I got so mad and kept saying it was late and I needed to be in bed, so I made a complete scene about it and got an uber home.

Look forward to your 40s, kids.
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On the first day of Christmas,
Art the Clown gave to me,
some TriNitroToluene. 🧨💥
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#lego #terrifier3 #christmas #merrychristmas #arttheclown
I cannot believe Christmas is this week. What the hell happened to December.
I'm in my happy place. 🎄

#WorldOfWarcraft
Just a lazy Caturday.
Shocking my coworkers tonight with something called a “dress”.
It’s never enough.
Starting off my last week before vacation with a 9:00 dental cleaning this morning followed by:

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3 days of travel 🚘
2 production rollouts 💻
1 company dinner 🍽️
and enough stress to give me a coronary 🫀
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Send help.
Santa Claws. 🎅
I wish I worked at a Lego store so I could abscond with it, even if it cost me my job. It would be worth it.
God I love your shelving. A dream.

My tuxedo cat is also still in his box. It’s criminal really.
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My dad used to keep a collection of fun pencils in his filing cabinet for whenever we’d need pencils for our homework. It was always special to get one of the filing cabinet pencils. After he died, I went through his filing cabinet and found one of the special pencils, still intact and unused.