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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 30m

The single biggest threat to our satellite system is a Marcus Mariota lob pass.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 49m

That review was about as “expedited” as me getting through customs as a week ago lmao

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 54m

Aikman is defending analytics?!?! Call your loved ones now because the End of Days has arrived.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 5h

Lmao A+ work, Clippers fans.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 5h

As Blazers players attempted free throws against the Clippers in L.A. on Sunday, fans loudly chanted “F-B-I.”

🎥 @bengolliver.bsky.social on X

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 6h

Very curious to see how this transfer turned out because Escape from NY is shot mostly at night and very dark as a result. It's never translated well to home media because of that but for that price I might be tempted to take the leap of faith and see anyway.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 7h

Escape From New York Collector's Edition (4K UHD + Blu-ray) is $14.49 on Amazon buff.ly/oSzdQUW #ad

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 7h

And on my first day back at work after my life altering vacation, the one absolute dingus in my department has heated up some kind of fish meal after I had a predictably batshit insane morning. Happy Monday everybody lol.

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Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 23h

This was not there when I parked my car earlier. This is some SERIOUS commitment to the bit, HBO. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be calling an exorcist.

A red ball that looks suspiciously like Pennywise’s balloon that appeared when I opened my car door to get something out of it. It was not there when I got back from the store earlier…

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 23h

EPISODE 2 EARLY ON HALLOWEEN FUCK YES

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

Legit almost panic farted, A+ jump scare

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

Liking the new Losers Club so far!

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK YES. That’s how you open a horror show!!!

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

Lmfao 10 minutes in and we’re all ready to barf, this is gonna be an amazing show.

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

IT’S TIME!!!!!

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

We got security flagged for it twice so this hot chocolate about to hit like crack with just a hint of Fall outside!!! Almost time for Welcome to Derry!!!

Brian Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1d

If I needed to use tech glasses to con a bar into giving me a free drink you couldn’t water board that out of me. When I was in London last week, I got a free drink from the bartender for “being the customer they want” and another from a wee Irish lass nearby for “not being your typical dumb Yank.”