Brian Schaffnit
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Brian Schaffnit
@killabri.bsky.social
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The single biggest threat to our satellite system is a Marcus Mariota lob pass.
That review was about as “expedited” as me getting through customs as a week ago lmao
Aikman is defending analytics?!?! Call your loved ones now because the End of Days has arrived.
Lmao A+ work, Clippers fans.
As Blazers players attempted free throws against the Clippers in L.A. on Sunday, fans loudly chanted “F-B-I.”

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Very curious to see how this transfer turned out because Escape from NY is shot mostly at night and very dark as a result. It's never translated well to home media because of that but for that price I might be tempted to take the leap of faith and see anyway.
Escape From New York Collector's Edition (4K UHD + Blu-ray) is $14.49 on Amazon buff.ly/oSzdQUW #ad
And on my first day back at work after my life altering vacation, the one absolute dingus in my department has heated up some kind of fish meal after I had a predictably batshit insane morning. Happy Monday everybody lol.
This was not there when I parked my car earlier. This is some SERIOUS commitment to the bit, HBO. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be calling an exorcist.
EPISODE 2 EARLY ON HALLOWEEN FUCK YES
Legit almost panic farted, A+ jump scare
Liking the new Losers Club so far!
FUCK YES. That’s how you open a horror show!!!
Lmfao 10 minutes in and we’re all ready to barf, this is gonna be an amazing show.
We got security flagged for it twice so this hot chocolate about to hit like crack with just a hint of Fall outside!!! Almost time for Welcome to Derry!!!
If I needed to use tech glasses to con a bar into giving me a free drink you couldn’t water board that out of me. When I was in London last week, I got a free drink from the bartender for “being the customer they want” and another from a wee Irish lass nearby for “not being your typical dumb Yank.”
Brian Daboll is going to spontaneously combust on the visitors' sideline, this is the big one.
More than I’ve ever spent on a single bottle in my life lol, but Welcome to Derry calls for a celebration. Amazing Sunday Funday rolls on.
Going to the store at 4:00 and the local version of The Losers Club will be assembling at my place at 5:00!!! Can’t fucking wait!!!
‘IT: Welcome to Derry’ premieres tonight on HBO Max 🎈

6PM PT
I’d bench a rookie for taking that sack, let alone someone who’s been in the NFL for 43 years like Andy Dalton. What the ever loving fuck.
How the fuck was that ball to Kittle Kaboodles not picked lol
Would’ve been just fine without seeing that replay, RedZone.
Fuck, that looks AWFUL for Skattebo.