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KidsDrAcula
@kidsdrdave.bsky.social
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I mess around on the internet a lot. I try to help kids stay healthy. I listen to podcasts, Phish, and mostly albums released from 1983-1993. And I don't believe in armadillos. He/Him/His
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 14h
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Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 14h
We had Rollerama!
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 14h
No Shoot the Duck?
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20h
Somebody tell him that Obama gave one of those to Joe Biden
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20h
You're this close 🤏 to spontaneously agreeing to 36 hours in Ibiza
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 23h
a man in a cowboy hat is pointing a gun
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is pointing a gun
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 23h
Sock bankruptcy is very freeing
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, post a sunset
Me being artsy
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
(to be clear, Costco usually has 29" inseam pants available for my short self)
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
I ain't paying no $20 to hem my $15 Costco pants
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
one HUNDRED percent, even with the crinkle fries
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Ahh the problem is that we don't have seawater in Indiana
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Citation, please
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
I thought the director was pretty benign. He's not? Is he on JKR's side?
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
How in the heck would the runner on 2nd not make it to 3rd amidst all that?
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Shout-out to my high school guidance counselor who just sent me this on Facebook
"I was going to be a Trump Voter for Halloween but my head wouldn't fit up my ass" on a t-shirt
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Not currently
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Yep baseball does 2-3-2, unlike basketball which is 2-2-1-1-1
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
I bet something triggered that and I'm very sorry ♥️
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Yep and as a doctor we have our own ridiculous system
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
We owned an Airbnb for a while. If your average is less than 4.5 they'll delist you.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
We used to be able to make local calls with the last 5 digits!
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Bass lesson? ;)
a man is sitting on a bed reading a book titled shigesato itoi 's no 1 bass fishing tutorial
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Just got a new one after 10 years
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 1d
Well at least he's in hell now
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