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Kenji
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
2K followers 790 following 12K posts
Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. 🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine 🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open ✈️ ORD 11/20-11/24
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 24m
point being, lots of options.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 24m
maybe war PTSD, maybe resentment, who can say!

he was also adopted by assholes, so...

(his bio parents were also flaming assholes, so there's that)
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29m
My dad is weird about it

His dad died by suicide but before I was born, so I'm not going to speculate what that was all about
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 32m
you are not typically expected to interact with others
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 34m
same 😢
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 37m
yeah, I want to be sure they're listening to me when I'm speaking
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 39m
My mom made more than my dad most years and his mom for sure made more than her husband always (she was a nurse turned hospital executive)
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 55m
It's a lot! Don't feel pressured!
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joshua @joshuagrotheer.bsky.social · 1h
Republicans know they have to cheat to win.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h
I think my biggest boomerism as a boss is I just want to slap the headphones off the youths
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h
🥰
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 6h
Zohran Mamdani gives message directly to Trump during his Fox interview:
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 2h
surprise!
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 2h
"where's brother?"
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 3h
So used to people doing pro bono work for us, my coworkers need to be reminded when we pay people for this sloppy ass shit we get
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it’s ya 🔪 final 😱 boy Nix🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 5h
the MSM is cutting coverage of minority issues because focusing on those topics would inevitably lead to the actions & effects of the administration
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 6h
Isn't that just...spice, then?
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 9h
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
Pepsico is unveiling new branding for Lay's because 40% of consumers don't know their chips are made with potatoes.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 9h
probably a little less obvious, but people apparently don't know their PSL has real squash in it, either
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
If you've had a Starbucks PSL, you have had one with real pumpkin.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
Pepsico is unveiling new branding for Lay's because 40% of consumers don't know their chips are made with potatoes.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
I thought it was ridiculous when I learned that 40% of consumers didn't know Lay's potato chips are made from potatoes...I mean, what are we doing? Open the fucking schools and libraries.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
technically kabocha squash
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
If you've had a Starbucks PSL, you have had one with real pumpkin.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
though, to be clear, it actually has real pumpkin in it, it's not just "fall spice" like so many places.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 10h
While I do think Markey is a little long in the tooth, I'm definitely not voting for war hawk Moulton over him.
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 11h
and again, liberal area of Maine here, but local politicians are STUNNED she's entering the race because they think it's a bad move for the people of Maine, the party, and the country.
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