Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄
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Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄
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Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! πŸ’ DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 23d
I just want America to be normal again. By that, I mean, moving FORWARD. Not backwards. #fucktrump Hw long until I can't even post this without getting arrested? Because that is where we are headed.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 6m
I am SUPER suspicious about this. The pricing is insane. The people cleaning can’t be making any money. I worked for Merry Maids for a few months and they paid us next to nothing for working our asses off. Please, find a local person recommended by friends.
kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 4h
My parents were "normal" in the 70s.
kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 5h
A lot of thought went into this costume and pumpkin carving.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 5h
I know I have said this before, but HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?! LIES LIES EVERYWHERE. I am losing my fucking mind. And now trump is tearing down the East wing for the Epstien memorial ballroom. The House is filled with pedos who lie and WE are the "terrorists". I can't. I can't even afford ground beef.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Β· 8h
Burchett is Burchetting again.
kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 17h
#catsky I made a list of the cats.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 23h
He STILL doesn't know who pays the tariffs. WE are paying them!!
donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone .
ALT: donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone .
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
When I'm done with the next job I'm watching Lifetime movies the rest of the day.
kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
Called to refill script, insurance says I can't? WHY? I'm out on Monday! Left message with client about lock, she's also my dr. so asked to make sure I can get a refill. ugh, at least now I only have 1 job and an evening all to myself. Good grief.
a man is wearing a black shirt that says ' shg good grief ' on it
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
So, it was supposed to be my day off. I planned to get together with a friend. Forgot to write that down. Then rescheduled a client, then realized I forgot another client on this day! So, now 2 clients and dinner with a friend.

Got text from friend, can't come. Go to first job, new lock, no entry.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
ALT: a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
This is what was left after the CK memorial. Know what was left after #nokings ? Everything was left as it was. Clean. No one left garbage behind. Litter is something that REALLY annoys me. There is no reason to #litter. Yet, magas litter.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
We all need to read these books right now, because its happening AGAIN.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
Totally. It will make a good movie. With what's going on in the world today, this is just comical.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 1d
I never understood why people buy those. Just use soap and water and a washcloth!
kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 2d
His oxygen mask is over his mouth and...chin?
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 3d
It's the eve of a Mercury Retrograde pre shadow and it's a Monday. And I have to drive. To Seattle. And the phone with all my music is acting up. And I'm TIRED. I wore myself out at #nokings
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 4d
The boarding house caught fire. 16 fire trucks! There are 2 missing cats. I hope they are found. Poor things.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 4d
I can't believe this toddler is president. This is the most presidential thing I have ever seen. Imagine if Obama had done this!
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 4d
We were commenting on that at our protest today! I love it.πŸ’œ
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 4d
Went to 2 protests today! #nokings
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 5d
I don't know what was going on around 4am, but something bad happened on my street. Six fire trucks and a chain saw sound. My husband was up and looked out the door. The noise woke me up.
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 5d
#dollsky little witches πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§Ή
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 6d
The corner I protest on has a line of cars coming from church on Sundays, and they are the GRUMPIEST, SADEST people ever.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social Β· 6d
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kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Christy OlsenπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ @kelpmaiden.bsky.social Β· 9d
Oh, and my friend gave her daughter her debit card🀦