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Veronica Ridgeway

@kelofulthar.bsky.social

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I’m kel. 30s, NB, pharm tech, drunk. To all you clown comics, fix your hearts or die.

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · Apr 21

Me irl

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 19m

Good to see you again

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 25m

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 25m

It’s an act of great cruelty that when you have a late flight you get to MSY and there isn’t a single beignet or praline available. Standing forlornly outside the shuttered terminal 1 Cafe Dumond at midnight, shedding a silent tear

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 28m

Doesn’t feel great that my luggage came out the chute with a pocket open and a pair of my drawers just uh dangling

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 34m

In my dang ol uber to the dang ol Hilton canal street here I come!!!!!

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 1h

I’m in the motherfukin BIG EASY

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 1h

Facts

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 1h

Insisting to her that I will be fine while simultaneously trying to stop her from reading about that tourist that got shot in Bourbon uhhh last month

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 1h

Wuthering Heights sounds wild

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 1h

Listening to a podcast about gothic literature and going back to a shit ton of classics that I was assigned to read that I just didn’t bc I wanted to read Stephen King instead

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 2h

Thank fuck I wore a jacket on this plane I’m soooo cold

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

Southwest’s WiFi is better than Delta’s

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

She told me that if she had young children today she wouldn’t let them walk two blocks to school so that tells you something about her mindset

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

One of the last ten people to board and I got a front row window seat 😎

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

Ma’am I am 33 years old going to a city I’m familiar with 😂

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

From the way my mom is worried about it me you’d think I was 17 going on my first plane ride

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 3h

The moment of panic when it’s been so long since you checked your bag you forgot you did it and thought you just left your bag in the terminal

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 5h

I’m so fuckin sorry

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 5h

I just remembered "they removed her vagina bones" and now I will be visited by troubled dreams

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 5h

Bitch where

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 5h

Shoutout to the cunt at the charging station who put all her stuff in a chair and then sat on a stool and told me I couldn’t sit in the end seat because “someone is sitting there”

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 6h

Hour and a halfffff

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 6h

Gonna go find a snack bc my flight is apparently not taking off for TWO MORE HOURS

Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 6h

Oh fuck, no!!

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h

you might feel weird. that's not me blasting frequent pulses of infrasound at your internal organs. it's not!

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