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Kelly Welles

@kellywelles.bsky.social

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Football obsessive. Author. Currently writing a non-fic about the dark arts of football for Halcyon Publishing. .

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · May 1

OH HELLO. You all know I'm writing a football book at the mo but I've also written two novels. The Fear is a dark comedy about a mental health breakdown while working in a record shop & If I Were You is spec fic I wrote before Musky started putting chips in our heads. Links below...

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 3h

Holt never shuts up about it. It's genuinely embarrassing.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 4h

I simply can't put my finger on why this keeps happening.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 4h

He might have an idea as to the effect this kind of thing can have on an elite football career...

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 4h

Literally seconds away from calling him 'uppity'.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 4h

I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't figure it out.

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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 5h

As a friend who was planning to go to the 2026 WC told me, "this settles it". He won't.

Comparison of prices between the prices of tickets at the 2022 and 2026 Fifa World Cup, showing prices increases of up to 1,000%.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

The first people to criticise the England team for their failure to perform while simultaneously doing everything they can to dismantle them.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

So weird how the Daily Mail get these mad obsessions about players before major tournaments. I wonder what it is about Bellingham that they can't stand... 🤔

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 5h

I for one cannot wait.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 22h

a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

ALT: a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 22h

Before he ate it.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 22h

a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her

ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 22h

Stealing all our tweed.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 22h

Excellent idea. @dieworkwear.bsky.social Do you have a take on this strapping Norwegian footballer’s go at ‘English gent on a big weekender’?

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

He's Head Bitch In Charge mate.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

A fun weekend of rural activities.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

I think she probably lost control of him by the age of two when he hit five foot five and started eating trees between meals.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

It won't surprise you to know that I'm loving every single goddamned second of it.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

He'll have his brogues in there. Nicely buffed.

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

Man's an absolute goon and I'm here for all of it.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

Who turns out to be a vet with a side hustle 😱

Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

I live in a VERY rural area and this is what all the lads wear when they're off to blow some poor innocent creature into oblivion. I fear for Everton.

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 1d

A straightforward shooting weekend, y'say?

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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 2d

We celebrate by turning our ankles as we approach the lectern to make our acceptance speeches.

Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 2d

LET'S FUCKING GO

International Day for Failure

Date

Mon, 13 Oct 2025

THE INTERNATIONAL

DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th