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I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Apr 1

Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:

Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a bummer that people have been sharing all of these funny and wonderful videos of Diane Keaton this weekend and every time I see one, I have a moment of “I wonder if this is real or just AI.”

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 2d

That sounds like fun! I’ve wondered if you all get all kinds of ducks or geese given the swamp. That would be great for my bird pokedex.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 3d

It’s all fun and games when you first download The Merlin app, not realizing you’ll eventually move on to studying bird migration maps.

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 4d

Man, I did not consider the possibility that I might break a toe when I built my entire cold weather wardrobe around the assumption that I’d be wearing boots with at least a 1 inch heel.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 5d

I’m tired, I meant 20 lunches a month, not a week. I’m not grazing pesto and seafood all day long.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 5d

I never understood this either. I also never understood not just making food the whole family liked? My kid is kind of picky but there are, like, 30 things we can all enjoy. That’s enough variety for me for dinner. I have at least 20 meals a week solo where I can eat my gross adult food for lunch.

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 10d

At what point in House of Guinness does one of the brothers invite the family to a 40th birthday party where they have to enter through a birth canal?

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 17d

Vitamin D is too stimulating.

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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 18d

This only happens to you once

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 18d

Literally every time I’ve had the time or energy to move this suitcase since returning from a work trip 3 days ago, this has happened.

Fluffy white cat sleeping in a suitcase.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 21d

If I watch Home Alone every December, Groundhog Day every February 2nd and Independence Day every 4th of July, I guess it follows that I’d watch that episode of Parks and Rec during The Rapture.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · 29d

Sounds neurospicy.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 14

I will never unknow this.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 14

Every 30 and 40something cast that would have been making a raunchy adult comedy if it was 2015 seems to be making a comedic murder mystery instead. What’s going on in Hollywood that’s making execs believe that a midlife crisis with a body count is that much more relatable?

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 14

@justyoujustme.bsky.social

The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 14

Mom Declares Garage Her Next Big Project https://theonion.com/mom-declares-garage-her-next-big-project-1819579239/

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 12

I’ve also heard lore that a button might appear now if you do it? Could not tell you for certain.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 12

Honestly, I think the Venn diagram between people who played Pokemon GO and are using Merlin ID might be becoming a circle over time.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 12

I can confirm I used Merlin this week. I still want to know why a mallard hung out in my yard all day on Wednesday when I’m miles from the closest lake or pond.

WBUR @wbur.org · Sep 12

Essay: Birding is a growing hobby in the United States, writes Laura McTaggart. More than one-third of Americans report “closely observing birds, with intention.” I think I have found my tribe, and that tribe is a flock.

What does the great horned owl say?

Even better than identifying the birds was identifying with the birds, writes Laura McTaggart. I wasn’t sure what they were talking about, but I was sure it wasn’t the price of groceries or the impend...

www.wbur.org

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 10

I think it means that if Elvis was still alive you’d have an amazing 90 year old best bud.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 5

I’m also realizing there’s an extended cut on the website? Did you also write this??? The fact that this got made feels like such a victory for our very specific demo.

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 5

I was too tired to respond to this yesterday because I only got 2 hours of sleep, but thank you!

I thought after leaving Salem I wouldn’t need a white noise machine anymore but I guess nature is as annoying as drunk bachelorette parties.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 5

@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social was that you in the ad that just popped up on my FYP??? Absolutely magnificent.

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Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sorry for the weird white water rapids jumpscare, I have no idea why it sounds like the Connecticut River is running through my living room.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 4

It’s so much quieter on video and so loud in real life.

Kelly @kellynoonan.bsky.social · Sep 4

Are those the things that are keeping me awake right now???