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Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · Jan 16

William Henry Harrison, the 9th president, died just past midnight on the morning of April 4, 1841, thirty-two days after being inaugurated. The official cause of death was pneumonia.
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Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 17m

Thanks ☺️

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 51m

Who posted his bail?

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 1d

That's right because OUR tax dollars are going to Argentina, plenty of war weaponry for ICE, and $230M for Fat Satan's pockets.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 1d

Fifty-six is middle-aged? Good to know.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 2d

•Put in an online request for a homemade lasagna delivered from LasagnaLove. Takes a few weeks to arrange but the online request is easy and the chef volunteers are wonderful.
•Some senior services are CA-based however if they are federally funded they may be on hold.
aging.ca.gov/Programs_and...

Meal Programs - Consumer | California Department of Aging - State of California

For information on services for seniors or adults with disabilities who live outside California.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 2d

This is almost laughable.
Just hand him over everything in the treasury, let him roll around in trillions or just hand him the tariff shelf with its 20B. Somebody find out his number so we can buy him out and be done.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 2d

Did you mean to say the War Secretary?

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 2d

"Growing my family"
A family of what, hamsters?

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 3d

Look how well "insisting" worked 🤔

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 3d

I wouldn't touch him with your hoof!

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 3d

Enough is enough left the room a couple of weeks ago.
Insist away.

Personally, I'd take Johnson to lunch and, well, be creative from there. K?

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 3d

It's the best of Fat Satan's rally yab yab. His brain runs in circles with these fictional stories. Somebody's gotta listen to it so it should be these Republican sycophants.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 3d

Here we go again with the made-up numbers and checking the tariff shelf. What's next, his invention of the word "groceries?"

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe he shouldn't hang every gold tchotchke and mirror he can find stored in the belly of the White House.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 4d

Only this hobgoblin keebler elf motherpupper could do this "chicken-or-the-egg" routine daily. If he were a Christian he'd have spontaneously burst into flames by now.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 6d

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 6d

They're firing live ammunition at us in California!
This is not an "administration"

www.gov.ca.gov/2025/10/18/w...

White House to fire explosive artillery over major roadway in Southern California, I-5 to be temporarily shut down on Saturday due to life safety risk | Governor of California

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 6d

At least he's not firing live ammunition over your car on the freeway!
What fucking country am I living in?
www.gov.ca.gov/2025/10/18/w...

White House to fire explosive artillery over major roadway in Southern California, I-5 to be temporarily shut down on Saturday due to life safety risk | Governor of California

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 6d

Sacramento, CA

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 8d

This buttoned-up Harrigan bigot looks like Anubis to me!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Rep. Pat Harrigan: "This No Kings rally -- that's the blue hair, anthropomorphic experiment that's gonna happen up here in Washington DC."

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 9d

Would you mind waking up Congress for us?
If that hobgoblin, keebler elf Johnson ever brings the House back into session the Dems better be ready.

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 9d

Dude. I was hoping to never see this again as long as I live. 🤮

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

Ke¡k¡ @keikeialoha.bsky.social · 11d

Prediction: On his flight back to the U.S. he'll receive an IV for whatever kidney issue he has and his monkeys will attribute his hand bruising to his aggressive handshaking.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12d

No institutional design can overcome a lawbreaking president, a Congress defending lawbreaking and forfeiting its own power, a Supreme Court that pretends legal text doesn’t count to facilitate lawbreaking, and a citizenry that votes for all that.
Need at least one that wants rule of law. Maybe two.