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Dan DaN DAN

@keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social

2.1K followers 1.4K following 2.9K posts

Loves: music, random things and nonsense. Hates: music, random things and nonsense. Recovering Photographer, old hippy rebel, everything else is coincidental.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

it's sad that in Scotland we will never see these Wank Panzers so we can point and laugh and get artistically creative.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

#SundayStalking

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Pointing to his latest approval rating.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Labour plummeting to new depths in their quest to not tax billionaires.

Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · Mar 23

Just when you thought UKLabour couldn't get any more Tory even if they tried, They come out with this pernicious policy. A new low, Even for them. Thank the Lord that hospices in Scotland have some level of protection, But be in no doubt, Like most devolved issues they could be eroded by Westminster

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Rebel pigeon of the revolution.

Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · Mar 23

A pigeon building its nest on anti-pigeon spikes makes me very happy indeed.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Kemi, after consulting with the mothership, can confirm that her people from the planet Zarg are not going to invade earth and instead will follow a policy of getting the humans to kill their own planet instead.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

What is the one on the left?

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

See also Klanborghini

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

I won't be travelling to the US, not worth the risk. On the plus side I might be travelling to Australia to clap sunsets on the beach in St Kilda.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

You mean the trickle down pyramid scheme is not working?

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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · Mar 23

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Having dinner last night with an entrenched Labour voter it was funny to hear how much more vitriol they had for Sarwar than any SNP voter I've heard talking about him. They really think he's an incompetent chancing liar.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · Mar 22

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Mad that you think this is a modern concept. This has been the way since forever.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Is that the only choices? I'm gonna say Crabs legs and Lobster. do them both. With mussels.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

You're being very correctly political today.

I like it.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

You are protecting us from slugs.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Ants are loyal. Almost like a cult who will do anything for their Queen.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

That looks like one sparkly Marguerite

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Yes. Be more Scotland.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 23

Idea: Can we do an "I live below an AirBnb" rating where I can give ratings for how much the guests are bing noisy dicks, because tonight it's a 1 star rating for loud shiit music and shite patter.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 22

He's created a cult and people don't say no in a cult. Trump surrounds himself with not very nice, weak people.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 22

Gets a long life sentence.

Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · Mar 21

Honestly, this Ohio diner needs to be Cybertrucked.