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@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social

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“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29

my entire brand of content online:

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29

idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h

procrastination literally pays off

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h

doubling down on this lesson because the price dropped AGAIN, i am now paying a little more than half of what i was originally paying, hashtag blessed times three

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h

i’m hollering!!!

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h

ugh, gross

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h

a woman says look who 's here in a workin ' moms ad

Alt: a woman says look who 's here in a workin ' moms ad

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

that's right, i have a master's in journalism

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

i'm old and i was barely alive for his tenure as coach

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 8h

If I never see a bears fan dressed as Ditka again it’ll be too soon

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

most of these dudes look young enough they weren't even alive for his tenure as coach

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

ngl i think the time for dressing up as ditka has ended

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

lmao lisa really driving home that moody had a miss tonight

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

you know what tho, if jake had missed that, "moody blues" would've been a great headline for someone to use

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

jake is gonna be in such a good moody

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

the bears read my post

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

(bears are probably still losing)

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

lol this game is a whole mess

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

calling the bears unserious is too generous a term

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

did not expect to hear governor foghorn leghorn in a commercial

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

hallmark's all christmas everything starts friday, i have been making room in my dvr

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

i have been listening to christmas music for a couple weeks now and i feel great about it

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

multiple christmas commercials? let's gooooooo

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

(bears are probably still losing)

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

well well well

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

the first thing i heard when i turned the tv on this morning was trump calling biden the worst president ever

Axios @axios.com · 9h

Former Presidents Biden and Clinton praised President Trump today for the Gaza peace deal.

Biden, Clinton praise Trump for Gaza peace deal

Biden said he commends Trump and his team, and Clinton said they "deserve great credit."

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h

oh the bears are cooked

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Sep 22

the bears are actually very funny if you watch them with absolutely zero emotional investment, just a comedy of errors at every turn