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F 💅🏼 UK 🇬🇧 Queer 🌈 Neurodiverse 🌶 . Lover of words, laughter and dogs. Usually very friendly unless provoked otherwise . A bit feral . Sweary .

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 52m

Oh I do want to give that another go. I can find political drama dull but quite liked parts of it. But also recall it badly. Because I recall nothing at all well!

I remember enjoying a silky trouser suit.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 53m

.....no?

#UXgonewild

Blue sky auto translate asking if I am writing in German. I am neither writing or writing anything I'm German.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 1h

#TraitorsUK

Two pictures of Alan Carr being cute and camp with

"The Faithfuls think of the Traitors as some sinister, murderous masterminds and meanwhile it's just Alan"

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 1h

I was yesterday years old when I gathered that Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It) is/was also Doctor Who.

Now I can only picture Dr Who saying "you look like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle" and my brain can't quite compute.

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 1h

If I was on the Traitors and they voted for me at the roundtable I would simply take them all hostage until they changed their mind

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 12h

‘Surprising’

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 2h

Waitrose: BOOK YOUR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY SLOT NOW!!

Me: oh yes I will!

Also me: oh.

The Christmas delivery slots the Waitrose app excitedly directed me to - all of which are fully booked.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 3h

I saw this last night and knew I would be catching up today - woops indeed! I think it would have been funnier almost if the paint was blood red 😆

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 4h

Can you get a delivery meybeee?

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 4h

I wouldn't mind them doing some edibles, smoking a bit of weed *occasionally* (but find habitual stoners verrrrry dull) or the odd harder stuff on a rare night out (maybe 4 x a year?) but if it was something they were doing a lot, or indeed secretly, then it would also be a no from moi!

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 4h

😬 if you don't 'do it' - then I guess don't buy the product 🤷

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 4h

Ingredients seem fine to me. What are the false flavours?

INGREDIENTS: Whole milk, whipping cream, demerara sugar, sugar, biscuit pieces, sugar, palm oil (certified sustainable), shea kernel oil, rapeseed oil, invert sugar syrup, raising agent, salt, emulsifier, water, skimmed milk powder, apple, pear, pear purée, pasteurised free range egg, Calvados PDO, maize starch, flavourings, lemon juice, ground cinnamon

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 5h

🧐🚮🧐🚮

/jk

a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people

Alt: a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people, ringing a bell.

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 5h

Get thee to Waitrose!

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 5h

*yoink*

No.1 Spiced Apple, Pear & Calvados Crumble 480ml

Ice crem. From Waitrose.

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 5h

Holy shitballs, how good does this sound?

*adds to basket*

Spied apple, pear and calvados crumble ice cream. From Waitrose.

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 6h

I have recently started doing it in the oven. So much better! You get the crunch without the oiliness. And less faff as you don't have to tend to it.