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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴

@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com

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Like most, I'm guessing, I'm here to escape the toxicity of X, while attempting to understand WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Trying to keep my head above water. Alum @KamalaHarris. Opinions R my own. 💥Substack: https://kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com 💥

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · Dec 28

Raise your hand if you need a little pause from life and its stress. A little wine, 5 million dollars, a flat stomach and your own island, perhaps? I can't provide you with any of that, but how about a laugh or two? If you enjoy my humor, click here👇 and subscribe.😉
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 1h

I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

I am totally here for your smoothie mishaps. Again. Third week in a row. If you run some over, I'll send back some of my mixed up office "coffee."

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

It's unfortunate, but it's mother nature at her most annoying...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers:

"Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Lol. You and me both, Eirewolf. Let's hit the road on a duck-finding mission

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Aw. Or some Konjac "spaghetti."

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Uh. We were talking about...fiber? Prunes, maybe?? Aw hell, does it really matter?

Have you got any donuts?

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

And now I'm cracking up as well! I LIKE your daughter very much!

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Too funny! It's hard 2 keep it clean sometimes.
Thanks 4 the follow. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. 😁

If you're ever looking 4 a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

😁

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

I know, right? He is the KING of narcissists. But, that's the only kind of king he'll ever be.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

I know, right?
Thanks for the follow. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. 😁

If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Aw, thanks much, Opus. It's an honor to be in such good company. 💙

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

Thanks! (Just keep mum when they see those skulls are still out come Mother's day...)

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

I didn't wake up today to be average.

I woke up because I had to pee.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

You are my people.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 2h

In some ways, they're flying by...but in others...

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Amen, Jane. AMEN.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Grocery List:

~ Coffee
~ Stuff that goes in coffee
~ Stuff to eat with coffee

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

It's times like this where I wonder if being aware is even the smart way to go?

an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine

ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

It's like we're twins-
Thanks for the follow. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. 😁

If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Exactly. Who knew we'd need to prepare for THAT?

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Lol. Oh yeah...after 20, everything is chill.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Lol. I'm glad U haven't been on fire, minion.
Tks for the follow. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. 😁

If you're ever looking for a break from the mayhem, my Substack is where I dig into more insights and fun. It’s free to join. No obligation—just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 3h

Ahhh. Leave it to Maggie to remind me of the bright side...💙