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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Nov 23

Please leave recommendations for:

1. Heavy or spooky music
2. Open access research papers
3. Links about research methods
4. Absurd internet humor

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 31

a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .

ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 15

Not bad taste for a 12 year old. Puberty should sort them out.

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nostikvvvibes.bsky.social @nostikvvvibes.bsky.social · Jan 13

Fuck it. It's up on bandcamp now. It is punky-thrashy-hyerpoppy-industrial-whatever.
There is a song about Lance Storm and a song about Radmobile.
Born to Party/Programmed To Kill.

Digital Release Only. nostikvvvibes.bandcamp.com/album/born-t...

born to party/programmed to kill, by nostikvvvibes

11 track album

nostikvvvibes.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 13

Hank Hill wearing headphones and looking like someone just took a car battery to his testes. Caption reads: mother of god, it's all toilet sounds

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 5

Here's to the-Thing-inspired metal concept albums:

cursedmonk.bandcamp.com/album/ascens...

Ascension Beyond Kokytus, by VoidOath

5 track album

cursedmonk.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 4

I would, and I know others who might as well.

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Jan 3

It legit just arrived on my doorstep this afternoon and I'm listening to it now. I may not survive, but in a good way.

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 31

Fantastic choice, one of my faves

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 30

Thanks for the info and recommendations

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 28

Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025

Two concerned scientists wearing orange bihazard suits. One holds a little white board upon which they have written "horny."

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 27

Yeah, I think so. I only heard about them because I had been looking for Defacement and the algorithm took it from there

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 27

Pretty sure Blackbraid also has something coming up

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 27

hierarchiesdm.bandcamp.com/album/hierar...

Hierarchies, by HIERARCHIES

8 track album

hierarchiesdm.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 26

A regular on my recent rotation:
dodsrit.bandcamp.com/album/noctur...

Nocturnal Will, by Dödsrit

6 track album

dodsrit.bandcamp.com

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 25

Here's a band that manages to express the true meaning of Christmas:

Gathering with those you love to scream and mutate into space bugs.

#deathmetal #deathmetalsky #bandcamp #metal

feind.bandcamp.com/album/ambula...

Ambulante Hirnamputation, by Feind

17 track album

feind.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 25

chewbacca is peeking out from behind a tree with the words joyful screaming above him

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 24

Holy shit

kirby is standing in front of a fire with his arms outstretched .

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 24

Looking for music to drown out the sounds of Christmas while I get groceries (so metal, I know).

Any recommendations?

#metalsky #metalbandcamp #deathmetalsky #blackmetalsky

gnashingteeth.bandcamp.com/album/repent

repent, by gnashing teeth

7 track album

gnashingteeth.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 23

Thank you, internet citizen!

a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .

Alt: Keanu Reeves smiling and saying thank you .

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 23

Relaxing music for a quiet morning

#metalsky #deathmetalsky

cosmophage.bandcamp.com/album/sidere...

Sidereal Malignancy, by Cosmophage

6 track album

cosmophage.bandcamp.com

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 22

Music that would eat you if given the chance

#metalsky #deathmetalsky

sickrabbit.bandcamp.com/album/cosmog...

COSMOGENESIS, by SICK RABBIT

3 track album

sickrabbit.bandcamp.com

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 20

No, thank YOU

a man in a tuxedo is holding a coconut cocktail with a straw .

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Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · Dec 3

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

A TNG scene. We're in the Enterprise conference room, where Picard is holding a meeting with Data, Troi, and Dr Crusher. Barclay is also there, for unknown reasons. Maybe he wandered into the meeting and just sat down, and everyone was too polite to mention it. That happened to me once. I was visiting an office location I didn't normally go to and I wasn't quite sure which conference room I was supposed to be in. I walked into one and sat down and it took me five minutes to realize I was in the wrong meeting. From the perspective of the people in that room, halfway through that meeting, a stranger walked in, sat next to the boss, took notes for five minutes, then walked out without saying a word.

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Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Dec 2

Not the worst sounds I've heard come out of a port-a-potty, but not the best either

Arm the scroton torpedoes! @kaleidoscrote.bsky.social · Nov 30

Poop