Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
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Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Fuck, racked what was that?
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I called a guy out for a gross joke and he bragged to me that he had wracked up two likes. This place absolutely has the juice.
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Can we get a ruling on Bieber?
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What’s the record for flyouts to the outfield in a nine inning playoff game?
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I feel responsible for that.
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His father was a baseball player who named him after a different baseball player.
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Kirk framed the shit out of strike three to Robles.
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That weird tech bro guy with the blood transfusions has nothing on George Springer.
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At 36 years and 23 days, George Springer is the second-oldest player in postseason history with a leadoff home run, younger than only:

2004 NLCS G7 Craig Biggio: 38y, 312d
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Most of Canada all year: Toronto is the centre of the country so we hate them.

Most of Canada today: Go, Blue Jays, our beloved baseball friends!
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It comes in at 2,000 revolutions per minute.
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Hope Springers eternal.
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I'll take the battle of Teoscar.
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Worst splits since the one with Lennon.
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There is a reason the dirt cheap P.C.s are pre-installed with a bunch of garbage software and advertising.
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More scared of them with HFA than the Brewers without it.
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My youngest was maybe a bit young for it, but it’s hard when everyone else in the class has seen it a million times.
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I have put it off as long as I can, but I’m finally watching KPDH.