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jupitr
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I hate feet. Twitch Follower goal: 76/100 twitch.tv/jupitr2 Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/jupitr2/ 💚 @potat0lina.bsky.social
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · Sep 1
🍂🍁 #promosky 🍁🍂
Let's be mutuals if you:

🧔‍♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor

Let's be friends 💚
Stardew Valley custom OC that I made with a character that looks like me, shirtless with a beard, wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, with a sign that says "STARJooP VALLEY" in Stardew Valley's art style, with OC yellow junimo wearing pixel shades, a green junimo carrying a dead blue junimo, and a grey junimo drinking a large beer and smoking a cigarette Me, backwards hatted up with a decent beard, holding a beer
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 5h
There are only 2 types of people in this world:

- Those who name every single one of their pokemon
- Those who don't ever name their pokemon

And they should marry each other.
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 20h
Wild to see you have changed my name in your phone to 50403 😞
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like there's a new sheriff in town
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Now you just gotta be in Gatorade or whatever they say
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
SHLURP
A Halloween bucket of pho soup with a cardboard sign behind that reads "one slurp of pho per truck-or-treater"
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
This may come as a shock
Your result: JUPITER, you often feel unnoticed and unimportant. Even when you try to stand out, it feels like no one sees you. You want recognition, but it rarely comes, leaving a quiet ache that nothing can fully fix.
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Alexa, play everyone that ever played me 😞
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Funnily enough, yes
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
I just need shmoney for bills, my feet content wasn't cutting it
a young boy wearing an adidas shirt is dancing in a room
Alt: a young boy wearing an adidas shirt is doing the shmoney dance
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Any bone that you can sword fight with
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
"if my mom has truly changed then that means she was always capable of change, but I just wasn't worth changing for."
A 2-panel capture from the good place with Ted Danson and Kristen Bell, with the quote, "if my mom has truly changed then that means she was always capable of change, but I just wasn't worth changing for."
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
Me, if you even care
A horse overlooking a shoreline, with text overlaid that reads, "sorry if I haven't seemed like myself lately. I am severely employed and I am no longer the same chronically online goblin you once knew me as."
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
@potat0lina.bsky.social
A fox giving quite a glare with text that says, "just so you know, your bone structure gives my bone structure"
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
What are we expediting?!
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
"Ethical non-monogamy"

alright, call your husband right now
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d
You do realize... your name on here... it's.... BUGzie 👀😳
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d
My brother just got me both of these for my birthday. I'll have to install them!
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d
All balls, no shaft
My knees after carrying around this fat juicy ballsack all day over an image of pained knees
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d
My type 😩
How it is being a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, where are the teeth supposed to go?
White women when they find out Karl Marx doesn't support teethy head over an image of Taylor Swift photographed in a way that makes her look like she's signaling a nazi salute
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d
He just doesn't know me yet 😂
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d
There's only 2 types of people in this world:

- men
- their partners who put half full cups in the fridge
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d
How does one pronounce 5st?
a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow toy in the background
Alt: A cat giving side eye
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 3d
A night in starter pack:

DM me for more inspo ideas 💚🙏🏼😩
A starter pack showing black lingerie for her and a tee that reads "i can bark on command", with Newport cigarette brand shorts, seabass flip flops, and a red tong for him
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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 4d
Imagine how dense you have to be to think that because I'm pro-Palestine, I MUST SUPPORT NICK FUCKING FUENTES
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