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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 4h

Ah yes the newest medical device that adds years to your life span. HORSE COCK!

Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 12h

That’s a shame, but I like the idea. I remember some art on the E site where it was Kanga asking the viewer to check some stitching. It also makes gore a lot more palatable.

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 12h

Not going to lie though I love the idea of a living stuffed animal. Might have a sona to do it with but haven’t done much of anything yet with her.

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 13h

Oh no, the stuffing… what will we have for thanksgiving now?

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 21h

Trying to read a cook book as I want to get better at cooking, but dyslexic brain is NOT HELPING.

Text from a cook book with a highlighted section that reads “To serve up the breading station”

Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 1d

What ever you like!

But seriously maybe pokemon? I’ve always found Deerling to be cute

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 2d

Throwing those ones at you, I don't really give them as much love as other OCs of mine but maybe you can get creative?

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 2d

Got this Blue Lobster for my blue car from @kaylaskritterz.bsky.social and they are now enjoying all the adventures they can, like the Car Wash! No getting wet for this Shellfish though. Just Colors.

A high quality blue lobster plush on a car dashboard looking at multi colored soap from a car wash.

A high quality blue lobster plush on a cars dashboard looking board looking at white foam from a car wash.

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 6d

Only time I was told to go to church was to find a girlfriend… by my parents… like two months ago…

But I fully agree with you, why go through all that education just to peddle your own religion? It’s downright rude.

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 6d

The Endermen prevent you from making a Minecraft Sona? From what I’ve seen with the Jenny stuff I would think they would be excited for more…

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 7d

Kinda I think? I don’t see why not.

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💫🐺wuff ☉∇🔮🌙 @wuffbites.bsky.social · 8d

EMERGENCY COMMISSION!! I need supplies and food and pads incase I have to leave my living situation for a bit, as much as I hate asking for help I am opening for commissions again. 260 for a painted feral full body like this. I am hoping to fill two slots, please boost ❤️❤️❤️

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 7d

Careful, Andrew may very well governed the con crud to you!

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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Blue @kaylaskritterz.bsky.social · 10d

I've gotten a lot of requests for it, and after having talked with my manu we can bring the orange parasaur back in stock AND launch the skelly para but only IF we can get at least 30 preorders! Without you guys, its not possible! Do we have at least 30 peeps interested if I open this?

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 10d

You could also go fishing! I also hear scuba diving is good

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 10d

Ask nicely and have the internet

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 10d

I will always worry, thank you for proving the brain worms wrong.

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Juphike @juphikie.bsky.social · 11d

I really hope I’ve never made you feel uncomfortable in any memorable way. With that said I would like a word with who ever did. Just a word… ignore the aluminum bat.