Dewie
@judgedewie.bsky.social
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judgedewie.bsky.social
We need to make owning cars something to be embarrassed about not proud of. Lazy baby won't walk anywhere or get a bus so they have to pollute our air near schools.
judgedewie.bsky.social
Absolutely. Merchant was doing stand up long before Gervais and he's superb at it. Wish he did more.
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spookarties.bsky.social
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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swansonian.bsky.social
Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...
One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.
judgedewie.bsky.social
I don't watch Bake Off (nothing against it) but I've seen him twice on other things and thought exactly the same. A dull void of a man and his clear popularity baffles me
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goodlawproject.org
If Labour doesn't intend to adhere to its human rights obligations anyway, there's little point in us being signatories to the ECHR. Better, more honest, for Mahmood to join Reform in campaigning to leave it.
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kashana.blacksky.app
Why would a billionaire want a functioning paper? Functioning papers cover shit like “did you know this billionaire makes his workers pee into bottles instead of taking a break” and “you pay way more tax than a guy with ten yachts”
judgedewie.bsky.social
Way longer sentence than the woman who called for immigrant hotels to be burned to the ground - which actually encouraged arson attacks on hotels with migrants and other residents and staff inside them.

Farage sheep will be even more outraged at this man's sentence which is even longer, surely?!
judgedewie.bsky.social
Man jailed for 5 years for saying he would shoot Farage even though he made no attempt to do so and had no access to weapons. Clearly a hollow threat. Still a crime, yes - but 5 years in jail.

I presume all Farage's "free speech" sheep will be outraged at this.
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goodlawproject.org
Quite a bodying, here, for the UK, from the Commissioner for Human Rights, Council of Europe.

🏮 He points out the Supreme Court ignored human rights (which breaches its legal obligations)
🏮 He says, in effect agreeing with Lucy Powell, Parliament should be involved...

rm.coe.int/letter-to-pa...
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goodlawproject.org
These are absolutely horrifying numbers which also tell a grim, grim story of family courts. I hope, as @drproudman.bsky.social and others have been arguing, they cause family courts to rethink how they approach domestic violence and abuse. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Majority of family court cases in England and Wales feature domestic abuse, watchdog says
Commissioner’s review found 87% of cases uncovered physical, psychological or sexual abuse of a family member
www.theguardian.com
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rjmrgn.bsky.social
Yeah I know, another petition where the likely govt. response is “fuck off, pig people” but you never know eh?

Recognise Recording Studios as Eligible for Reduced “Retail, Hospitality and Leisure” Business Rates

ukmusic.yourmovement.org/p/studio-bus...
Studio Business Rates
There are c. 500 recording studios in the UK. Like Grassroots Music Venues, recording studios are really struggling. Like venues, they require huge investment in a physical premises and are facing inc...
ukmusic.yourmovement.org
judgedewie.bsky.social
Ooof that's scary
judgedewie.bsky.social
Are you living in an episode of The A Team?
judgedewie.bsky.social
Top tip. If a comedian posts a joke and you want to reply with your own extra bit to add on to the joke:

1. Don't. They will hate you.

2. If you REALLY feel the neee to do it, check the replies already posted because yours has probably already been done and that will make you look even worse.
judgedewie.bsky.social
That's an interesting point. I haven't thought about that. I would hope the press would have the decency to stay away from an occasion such as that but that's probably very naive of me
judgedewie.bsky.social
Having had to represent some people where there was almost nothing good to say about them I have an idea of the task but a funeral service is such a unique and special occasion. I wasn't suggesting he shouldn't have one. The response suggests she may have thought I was saying he doesn't deserve one.
judgedewie.bsky.social
Yes I'm aware that some people don't. I've known people who have served their time for heinous crimes and when they died they had no funeral. I think it speaks volumes that she would do it. I'm just contemplating what an incredibly tough service it would be to conduct.
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kimsayers.bsky.social
I didn’t know until this morning, when Thom Hartmann talked about it on his show, that Christopher Columbus was a pedophile who kidnapped native children as young as 11 into sex slavery. No wonder Cankles McPedo wants to honor the SOB.
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boothbygraffoe.bsky.social
a short clip of Antonio & me messing in Brighton a few years ago. Join us in Brighton again on the 19th were we messing some more

tickets here 👉👇 brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl5D...
Polar Bear Antonio
YouTube video by Liam McKinnon
www.youtube.com
judgedewie.bsky.social
I won't repeat any of the very obvious statements already made on here about the sicko Ian Watkins but it dawned on me that - someone is going to have to conduct his funeral. How do you do that? Genuinely seems an impossible task for some poor soul.
judgedewie.bsky.social
I'm trying to work out why the 2 day trial of Graham Linnehan was reported on extensively on the 1st and 2nd day but I can find no mention of it in the news since then. It's strongly suggests that something happened during the trial that necessitated an adjournment and some kind of press direction.
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michaellegge.bsky.social
LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)
michaellegge.bsky.social
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
Michael Legge
Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.
michaellegge.bandcamp.com
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grumpyrocker.bsky.social
Am I the only one that hates bonus tracks being lumped in with the rest of an album on streaming services? A good well-sequenced album has a natural end, and then "hey here's four tracks that weren't good enough, and some rough live stuff to spoil the vibe."