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@jstyles17.bsky.social

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#FPL player since 2009/10 | 13x top 500k, 3x top 25k | 2024/25 OR 11,678 | First year #ESfantasy | #OTBC 🐤 | 🦋 member since 2023 | Into retro gaming🕹 popcorn cinema 🍿 classic cartoons 📺 and creating stories ✍️ "Greetings, programs!"

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FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 2h

Um Bongo, on a loop in my mind since about 1984

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 3h

Virgil already looking like a candidate for the sell...

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 3h

Feels like every week there's at least three players I can't wait to get rid of. Can't remember such an underwhelming season.

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 3h

Liverpool cs wipeout ✅️

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 3h

Gabriel has to come in this week, but to do so might require a hit. I could do a straight move from either Tarko or Virgil but I really need to get shot of Van de Ven, who's literally contributing nothing. Reijnders is another who could go, if only any of the 5.3m< midfield options appealed. 🤔 #FPL

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 4h

Van de Ven zero points ✅️
What a waste of a defensive spot. Guy has done nothing for me this season apart from get a 14-pointer as third bench. He's next for the chop.

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 5h

Spurs cs wipeout ✅️

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 5h

Van der Ven carded ✅️

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 6h

I'm a glass half-empty kinda guy 🤓🥃

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 6h

Worst case FPL scenario over the final three games:
- Kudus goal or assist, Van de Ven carded, and Spurs cs wipeout
- Salah goal or assist, Virgil carded, and Liverpool cs wipeout
- Bowen goal or assist

Let's tick em off, shall we... 🫣
#FPL #FPLCommunity

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 6h

Forwards are just nowhere near it this season, are they?

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 6h

Last season's top ten highest-scoring forwards in FPL have a combined 20 goals between them so far this year - of which 16 of those are Haaland and Mateta. 😳

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 6h

Mmh, not sure myself. I think spreading the points, coupled with blunting a lot of the attacking assets, has just resulted in a squad of which I mostly loathe the sight. Have never struggled to find players that appeal more than this season.

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 7h

They gave most of the centre backs and workhorse mids a free 4 point start to every match, it's no shock to see how it's gone

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 7h

Was looking at my team from last year. At one point, I had a team containing Isak, Mbeumo, Cunha, Eze, Aït Nouri, and Kerkez. Is there a single one of those who didn't move clubs and immediately become an FPL non-event this season? Maybe just Eze?

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 9h

I mean: called it. 🎯 #FPL #FPLCommunity

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 3d

As a Mateta owner, I'd level the same charge there. Mateta has underperformed his data like crazy so far (2 goals from 4.2 xG). I'm holding for now because at 0.63 per 90, he's surely due.

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Vault Comics @thevaultcomics.bsky.social · 21h

TRADE RATING: The ’90s and ’00s Are With a Bite in Corin Howell’s LILITH VOL. 1 via The Beat 👉
https://www.comicsbeat.com/lilith-review-the-90s-00s-came-back-to-bite/

TRADE RATING: The '90s and '00s Are With a Bite in Corin Howell's LILITH VOL. 1

Corin Howell's debut solo series Lilith offers sexy sapphic thrills, with a touch of culture from 20 years ago.

www.comicsbeat.com

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 23h

Double figures from Mateta, Haaland and Muñoz today ✅️ Only two players left, however; both defenders. Green arrow probably in the balance without a minimum of a couple of clean sheets. 🫣 #FPL #FPLCommunity

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 1d

I hate Gabriel. 😒
#FPL #FPLCommunity

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 1d

Bristol City can have him back.
😡😡😡 #NCFC

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 1d

MATETA X3 #FPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL RAPHA @fpl-raphinha.bsky.social · 1d

LESSSSSSGOOOOOOOOOIIIII

DOUBLE COMBO GOAL😭😭😭😭
#FPL

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🎟️Miko something @miko.is.camp · 1d

LETS GOOO

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 1d

As a Senesi bencher, it's definitely 110% a red.

FPL Nobby @jstyles17.bsky.social · 1d

Palace clean sheet wipeout by a 4.5m enabler 🫠 #FPL #FPLCommunity