JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
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Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast 🇨🇦 🇪🇸 Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media. 🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁
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🤣 I just realized I've been blocked by @merriam-webster.com. I've been blocked on BlueSky by a dictionary.

Did you know that until recently, any definition on their website only had two share links? Facebook & Twitter.

Every so often, I'd remind them they only have share links to fascist sites.
Nah, fuck that. They don't play by the rules, she shouldn't have to either.

Get a locksmith to change her lock and give her a new set of keys.

He just admitted she could work. Which means she can vote.

The swearing in is just ceremony, as he said.
Has he tried cleaning his room?
Y'all are looking at this all wrong.

Johnson just admitted she can do her job. The swearing in is just ceremony.

TO ME, that says she's in. So now she can be seated and do her job.
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
That's hilarious.

Mon beau? Mon gars, I guess?

I think in France they say copain?

But, yeah, wait until they rant to you about chocolatines. I find that's always one that gets them going.
𝘈𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘳𝘩𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 '𝘛-𝘋! ... 𝘛-𝘋! ... 𝘛-𝘋!'—𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 '𝘛' 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 '𝘋' —𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

(Hat tip Orwell.)
Mike Johnson: "The last time I checked, Americans have more freedom right now to express themselves and speak their minds after Republicans took over ... it is the Republicans who restored your right to share and speak your mind."
This goes for acting too.

If this is something you need to do to get in character, great. But I have no respect for actors like Jeremy Strong or Jared Leto that need to make their co-workers lives miserable so they can "stay in character and give a performance".

You're just bad at your job.
If you cannot write without believing that what you're doing is the equivalent of defusing a ticking time bomb while gacked to the gills, great, do your own thing, but that is not a requirement for calling oneself a writer. And you're way less likely to get actual writing done if you behave that way
I'm reading the synopsis on your website now. I'm already a fan of your nom de plume ideology. I'm gonna check it out.
That's a hell of a line.
Don't you hate it too when you're struggling with a word, they help you with it, your brain unlocks it and then you're like, damn, I knew that word. I should have remembered that.

At least, that's me all the time.
At least @tolariancommunitycollege.com will be safe when @magic.wizards.com sends their Pinkerton agents against content creators.
Best part is they're only asking for 1 Mil. That's cheap, that's a great deal.
In the office of a sitting member of the US House.

And again, I've been told lately that I'm too hard on Americans when they're literally HYDRA.
I'm so confused right now.
Great video.

Kinda leaning toward @avilewis.ca right now because I desperately want a candidate that has solid policy ideas beyond EVERYTHING BAD (which, granted, things are, but ranting doesn't lead to solutions), but I'm very interested in learning more about Tanille Johnston after watching this.
In a world where the Conservative Party is doing its best Trump impression and the Liberal Party is doing its best Conservative impression, we need more than two options.

That’s why you have a dog in the NDP leadership race.

Here's what you need to know about it:
I love this video so much.

I respect the hell out of people still wearing masks and yes. I wear it in the subway too.

You know where I should be wearing it more? Costco.

Cause let me tell you. People be disgusting.
COVID is still here.
Here's the problem when you lie so often.

I don't believe a word of this.

"Your history" is sending Pinkerton thugs after people and breaking every single promise made about products in your hunger for the all mighty dollar.

You can't trust anything they say.
First off, we don’t and won’t punish creators for having negative opinions of a set, even very negative. We just don’t do that. I’d like to think our history of working with creators who have varying opinions on Magic, various sets, and Wizards of the Coast speaks to that. (2/5)
@magic.wizards.com going ALL-AMERICAN and sending Pinkerton thugs to #Magic content creator houses.

Or ICE, cause that's how #Hasbro rolls.
The NDP was right there.
Once again, laws are only laws if they're enforced. Otherwise, they're just suggestions.
Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
OAN signed though. So, that's the official propaganda channel now.
Agreed.

I'm a fan of the idea of Tron versus the execution which is lackluster.

The animated series was the best thing to come out of Tron.

The problem with Tron is it was created in the 80s when an idea like Tron was fresh and original, but it wasn't fleshed enough for a larger story.
Putting aside The Leto Of It All, honestly I just don't think Tron is a very good movie franchise

It's got style and it's got potential but with the sort of things a big blockbuster has to do, I think it'll always kinda fall flat

Do more Tron games, comics, TV shows, podcasts. Get weird with it!
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.