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@jpnew.bsky.social

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Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.

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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 45m

I'm fine with the toddler sleeping in, especially during sniffle season. But I gotta be on video at 9 bud. Let's get moving

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 2h

Fall blend coffee is a delight. Need to stock up and use it year round.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 8h

not watching the game but seems we've had some serious tootblan's

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 9h

"it got me!" absolutely kills me

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 9h

Nobody else wanted to climb down the cliffs to the beach. I said we should, it'd be fun.

I was right.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 9h

Late shift special, printing some pics from vacation. A few of my fav, will delete:

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 9h

Wed morning: pork shoulders

Thurs morning: chicken quarters

Fri afternoon: toss some excess from above into a Brunswick stew for walking around and/or sustenance for tottering parents

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 10h

Not a dig, to be clear. Just that there are "cater" people and "cook" people. Cater people tend to be more loosey goosey

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 10h

Mrs, as we're falling asleep: oh yeah, I told like 20 people that we'd host them on Fri night for dinner and we'd serve as a base of operations for trick-or-treating

Me: thanks for the heads up, I've been operating under this assumption ever since this got sprang on me for the first time 5 yrs ago

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 10h

Not sure what we're making tomorrow but it's gonna involve leeks, carrots, celery. Ground meat of some sort? Tomatoes? Potatoes? Stock of course. We'll see where the wind takes us.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 11h

Too much craziness, gestures hands broadly. Gonna prep some ingredients to combat the nervous energy bc tomorrow starts Soup Szn in this household.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 11h

Alright instead of starting a new hour long episode of something let's finish up the last 20ish min of a few shows we've fallen asleep to over the past week. Like some clean out the fridge for dinner night.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12h

Exceedingly rare but every now and then you'll get a tiny box of Junior Mints and they're a delight

Adam @ams-ksu.bsky.social · 18h

To get some positivity on the skyline, instead of the worst Halloween candy, what are you favorite Halloween goodies?

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12h

In every relationship one partner sees this and says "why?!", the other says "damn he ALMOST had it"

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12h

Hot new diet for 2026

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12h

If only it had a wittle wadduh

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 12h

Local big box warehouse still had enough of my preferred handing-out candy in stock during my lunchtime run today. Blessed.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13h

Bonus monsters

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 13h

Buddy asked for a golf cart ride. Chilly so we bundled up. No ragrets.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14h

Watch your head

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 14h

Publix Garlic Spread ™️ slaps. Thank you for reading my sponsored post.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yes. Wins all around.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 2d

I have good/bad news. The meat they missed on my delivery? They just brought it. It's on the grill.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 2d

We play the cards we're dealt, Callie. Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow.

JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 2d

For real? Cuz I got a hankering for radishes. Got hummus and everything.