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J. Plantagenet, Esq.

@jplantagenet.bsky.social

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* Attorney/Litigation Consultant * Former EEOC investigator * I am almost certainly joking when I say something to offend you

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 11h

Ahh. Neat. Thanks.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

First time someone of Asian descent been named manager, right? I could be missing someone.

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

Of course the better question is who is going to stop them?

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

I may be asking the wrong question, but they can’t just go out and buy military grade munitions, right?

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

Kinda getting an Uncanny Valley going on right now. Like I know they’re not real. I can see there not real. But the two sides of my brain are really beefing about this and I don’t know who’s going to win.

Or I could just scroll down and move on…

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah he might be on some heavy Anti-psychotics.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 12h

Thank you kindly

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .

Alt: a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of homer simpson talking to a man with the caption mr. simpson

Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson talking to a man with the caption mr. simpson

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 1d

Saw her on Miami Tow and liked the wiggle in her jiggle, I reckon

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 1d

Jerry, no.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

And yes I’m aware this regime would just ignore any ruling against them and there’s really no recourse if that occurs.

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll note that while the US is not a party to the International Criminal Court, it is a party to the ICJ and that particular Court doesn’t really enjoy violations of sovereignty and the killing of non-violent citizens from another signatory to its convention.

Just throwing that out there.

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Hey look he can be patronizing and a dumbass at the same time. What skill.

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Fair enough

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda think he’s the equivalent of a fat orange parrot repeating what the last person he talked to said. His understanding of what he is saying is variable.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Tried to watch. Made it about 15 seconds in and my eyes starting bleeding and I could suddenly levitate naked. Always naked.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Uh sure, I guess.

/Not super sure what you mean
/If you’re talking about something in the video clip, I didn’t watch it
/Ain’t nobody got time for that

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

And the last horse finally crosses the finish line.

Now you get it.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Looking at the size of his ass, I have some doubts about his sincerity.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Did the peace deal actually last a full minute or are we rounding up?

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Ohh. I had forgotten they settled…

Wow. 787.5 million was what they settled for, huh? I hope FOX’s attorneys got paid up front. Usually that kind of settlement comes with a pat on the head and a kiss on the cheek and years of in-patient therapy.

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J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Err…relatively, not relativity

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Lawyers other than those representing Alex Jones, at any rate.

J. Plantagenet, Esq. @jplantagenet.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe. They would have be really careful how they phrase it. I would say FOX has good lawyers, but I don’t know any lawyers either good or bad who have lost 3/4 of a billion dollars in a single lawsuit…

Although that’s probably not really the lawyers fault with that particular case.

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