Joseph Galbo
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
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Tirelessly. In anonymity. Against all odds. For the people. All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health. he | him
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Sorry if I don't engage with your political posts. It's not that I don't see them or don't care. It's just that the hatch act is real for people like me.
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Yeah, I see a lot of stuff that looks like it came from someone's car. We used to have some trash cans for the nearby bus stops, but they filled up with household trash so the city took them away.
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If you're wondering, "what's happening, here." We live close to a road and windy days blow trash over the common area so I go out there and pick it up because we live in a society.
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"... imminent threats to the safety of the American public." You know, we might have a case.
Screenshot of the cpsc lapse in appropriations plan available on cpsc.gov.
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Now I have to clone myself to pick up the extra litter. This is why I can't stand cloning.
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I'll ask the lawyers, but I think Clone Warnings are out of scope of our excepted activities.
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Getting this to my cloning guy and now what. Now you've littered and your clone is out there hunting you.
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Can't be leaving your DNA around in 2025.
Me with a trash grabber reaching for a big Mac container.
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But no. Here I am. Investing in tangible goods like some kind of fool.
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I'm not a crypto investor, but sometimes seeing these big numbers makes me think I would have sold sooner and then would not have lost all my money and now I am that one arrested development meme.
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The explosion of AI puzzle art is wildly disappointing.
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Seasonal reminder that Over the Garden Wall is a masterpiece.
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See? This is cool. Also, come on NIH. Come on!
Map of the Washington DC region with orange dots showing the big polluters and which ways the plumes blow. Clicking on a polluter shows you which business they are. The business selected is the NIH cogeneration facility.
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Phil's newsletter just reminded me to check out climatetrace.org and see who's polluting my air. Worth signing up for, imo!
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Collecting scrap metal until further notice.
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One of the funniest things about going to a feis is looking around a room of hundreds of people and realizing, "Everyone here looks like my wife."
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Kid crushed it at her first feis (Irish dance competition) and took home an unexpected silver medal in her group. Parenting is the best.
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𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 🏆🏆🏆

The Las Vegas Aces are the 2025 WNBA Champions!
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Aces - Phoenix turning into a good game #WNBA
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Sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like to work at a place where fun is the point.
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It's that time of year.

[seeing pictures from NYCC and wishing I was there]
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Glad I stuck around for this payoff.