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Jordan Qato

Jordan Qato

@jordanqato.bsky.social

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Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · Dec 2

MAGAs are overjoyed these days. Trump has vowed to target those he calls communists and socialists, along with his political enemies. Then he'll start rounding up certain minorities. And MAGAs will not speak out while these things happen, except to cheer him on.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 6h

Trump Organization set up a fake office for Donald's father during his dementia decline. Fred continued to arrive daily, shuffle papers, and sign documents—none of which were real or had any business purpose—to make him feel like he was still in control of the company.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 6h

I know more about US current events than Mike Johnson and I'm a retired guy living in another country.🇨🇦

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 14h

I know it's not AI because the horizon isn't level.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 15h

Photo of MAGA Mike Johnson with mouth open wide. Arrow pointing at his mouth says "PRESIDENTIAL BALL ROOM"

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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 18h

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 18h

This just arrived. The last time I saw All The President's Men was as a teenager almost 50 years ago in a theatre. I think I'll appreciate it on a much different level this time around.

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Blu-ray Disc
TWO-DISC SPECIAL EDITION

ROBERT REDFORD/DUSTIN HOFFMAN
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

MAGAs I interact with online these days are absolutely unreachable.

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MORONS

MORONS EVERYWHERE

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so sick of videos like this, telling us about supposed major rifts or that "walls are closing in", etc. Until something actually happens, nothing has happened.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

It's like an answer to a trivia question. Patel was DoD Chief of Staff between November 2020 and January 2021.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

"They put on a big show of deporting people and targeting transgender folks..."

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

"...fast, vicious, and sweet"???

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

"sToP CaLLiNg uS naZis!"

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REPUBLICANS: Stop calling everyone you disagree with a NAZI! Calling people Nazis is hateful and divisive! Oh. I guess EVERYONE is a Nazi now!??? Using the term Nazi is offensive to everyone who suffered You're just watering down the word Nazi and that's so problematic

REPUBLICAN LEAKED CHAT (ACTUAL TEXTS): I love Hitler room 1488 Everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber *Hey, come on in. Take a nice shower and relax". Boom - they're dead expecting the Jew to be honest watermelon people fat stinky Jew Im ready to watch people burn Stay in the closet f*ggot Can we fix the showers? Gas chambers don't fit the Hitler aesthetic

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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

Similarly it's worth noting that, over the long term, having everything read to you, even by Tim Foley, instead of reading with your eyes, can reduce your reading skills.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

I think I like The Intercept headline best:
"Feds Say Kat Abughazaleh "Impeded" ICE Agents. That Would Put Her on the Right Side of History."

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

I love it! 🇨🇦

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

ゴー・ジェイズ・ゴー

John Chew @poslfit.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn’t sure how to express how I feel about tonight’s World Series game until I saw this ad at a local Japanese supermarket

Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani is pictured in an ad for bottled green tea, on which a handwritten speech balloon reads “Go Jays Go”.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

But never believe that resistance is futile, because it isn't!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, I just watched and enjoyed it. What should the President decide/what would I decide to do in response to this scenario? Guaranteed that reactions by the current "real" US administration would be the worst, most impulsive, and stupidest reactions possible.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

On Netflix? I think I've seen the trailer for it. Maybe I'll take a look this afternoon before the Blue Jays game!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

In the fine print, though it should *absolutely* be emphasized in HUGE ALL-CAPS: " we ask that all participants purchase goods needed from community-owned stores and markets..." Similarly obscured on the blackoutthesystem website, I managed to find this:

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MASS BLACKOUT Nov 25th - Dec 2nd Not this Black Friday and Cyber Monday! • No Spending • No Streaming • No Restaurants If you must spend - Use Cash & Small Business

It's not Left vs. Right - It's Up vs. Down - Their strength is our spending!

• No Travel • No Work • Stay Home

• NO BACKING OUT!!!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween ends 30 minutes from now. Sorry for the short notice.

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(Due to World Series game in Toronto)

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL CANADIANS

HALLOWEEN IS OFFICIALLY OVER AT 8 P.M. EST. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 4d

This gives me hope.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 4d

Lecanemab is an FDA-approved monoclonal antibody infusion for early-stage Alzheimer’s disease. It requires regular MRIs to monitor for serious side effects like brain swelling or brain bleeding, both of which I wish for Trump.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 4d

Mushroom dick wants mushroom clouds.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 6d

Judges have reached the same conclusions about Trump-appointed US attorneys in Nevada, and in New Jersey (Alina Habba.) So that's 3 of them serving unlawfully so far. Next up: Lindsey Halligan.