i know the dumb face computer is not a gamer device but its also $3500 usd so you shouldnt tout a 6 year old game as hot shit, tim cook, you ol stupid ass

hope she sees this bro........

if you circumcise yourself and put your foreskin in the food dehydrator you can make the single most flavorful morsel of jerky on earth. the worlds greatest chefs whisper this recipe to each other

reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off:
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series

check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST

it took me way too long to finally see this and when i did i fuckin died especially at this part and the can of vegetables

if you haven't seen picard s3 you should give er a look some time (but do not watch seasons 1 and 2)

remember those little "autonomous" cooler-sized food delivery robots. those were just being remote controlled 100% by someone on the other side of the world for like 20c an hour right

Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥

guys a dummy. nearly every company i've ever worked at used macs for software engineering. im a linux guy at home but macs are fine !!!!

"Sweatin' to the Oldies 2" begins with an FBI piracy warning that is a pic of a newspaper. And the photo of Richard Simmons within it appears to have him in some sort of Hannibal Lecter mask. But this came out the year BEFORE "Silence of the Lambs."

Did Silence of the Lambs rip off SttO2? 🤔

silly opinion by a real stinker

Bit depressing to think about if somehow there are more elections and somehow Democrats get into power that no one will be prosecuted or held to account bc consultants will say its too politically risky again and the cycle after that we'll do it all over again and even worse again. Ah well. Ah well!

Jesus

I love this

It's warm out and she loves it. She won't come inside

all the best streams are just people shootin the shit while being bad at games

that's what's up

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

"jon whats your zombie apocalypse plan. what do you do if the zombies come" well if the toilets stop working im fucking offing myself becuase thats how you know its all over and also i cant shit

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

it's almost 100% nothin but get it checked fam......

honestly I'm ready to hit the block off on anyone who tells me the shit about putting the tea towel under the lid

this isn't a profound one or anything but invest a little bit in a nice midrange rice cooker. having rice made with no effort goes a long way to keep you from fuckin doordashing shit whenever you're hungry. also now's the time to stop trying new drugs