Jon Forsythe
jonforsythe.bsky.social
Jon Forsythe
@jonforsythe.bsky.social
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Chicago improviser, comedian, writer. But day job covers almost none of that.
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BREAKING: ICE unlawfully arrested E.J.C.C., a 16-year-old Bronx high schooler with protective SIJ status. ICE agents illegally detained him when he appeared for a mandatory, routine check in. Now, ICE is attempting to deport him to dangerous conditions in Ecuador.

We are filing for his release.
Arrest him!
Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino tear-gassed a crowd in Chicago's Little Village neighborhood, violating a judge's order, attorneys said. blockclubchi.co/42V0Apd
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"Let them eat cake." - France, 1765
"Let them not eat." - Washington DC, 2025
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It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

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A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:

- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
It turned around.

The DM knew what he was doing. Why did I doubt Brennan when he's shown time after time he knows what he is doing? I'm a fool.
I'm watching C4E4 at 2x right now & I have to say I'm not enjoying the episode.

It doesn't seem fair to the players & I'm not entertained. I'm enraged at a DM. In ep 3 the players looked to the DM for cues to where to go & Brennan used that trust to trap them.

Fingers crossed it turns around.
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The anti - Muslim hate being directed at Zohran Mamdani is at levels I’ve never seen. The goal at this point by the right and pro-genocide crowd is to incite violence against him.
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Hollywood Ho minigame of Make Some Noise was TOO much like an actual improv game with Sam kneeling in from on the players & conducting pointing.

It transported me to doing really bad improv comedy in college for a student association in front of a dorm for 30 people.
I feel like maybe Home Depot is ratting on their employees to ICE?
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He bulldozed the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a ballroom, then sent a letter to the states saying that SNAP benefits for 42 million people may not go out in November to those who rely on it to eat.
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$250 million to build that stupid ballroom while Alaska is asking for $20 million EPA & FEMA funds to be released for their devastation

if you're not realizing you're looking at a poor man's excuse of a King Louis XIV in the face, i'm not sure you have eyes anymore
Chicago should be a bullet train hub. Minneapolis, Des Moines, St Louis, Kansas City, Green Bay, Madison, Milwaukee, Memphis, Indianapolis, Louisville, Nashville, Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland, and Cincinnati should all be connected to Chicago via fast trains.
Trump is literally destroying the White House.

Before he was figuratively destroying its reputation. But now he's actually destroying the building.
Yes. The Rose Garden. This monstrosity. Everything restored.
If a D is ever elected POTUS, razing the Trump ballroom and restoring the White House to pre-Trump status is non-negotiable.

You have to tear down the physical manifestations of authoritarianism.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
It's been officially Fall for just about a month but my nose & allergies say that actually today is the official start of Fall.

I'm wearing an N95 mask to keep from sneezing all day.