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Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3h
OpenAI is going to fund themselves with AI-powered robot girlfriend romance scams
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 4h
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.

Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4h
just one more data center bro and you'll be able to replace your employees for pennies on the dollar I swear
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4h
sex gifs
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 11h
these kids are too old for him
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 15h
please accept this pamphlet on the benefits of unprotected sex from the Musk Institute first (as required by law in 27 states)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
grok is my bedtime unfair
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
always funny that “hordes of unemployed show up at his gate with a battering ram and guillotine” is never a scenario they consider
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
The attached garage is a relatively modern convenience. Classically, it is not part of the house.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
as a resident of a high rise near a helipad please don't send a helicopter into my living room thanks
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
if he and isaac chotiner ever have a conversation it may rip a tear in spacetime
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
save it for when there is some more mod drama
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
You literally identify as a mini attack helicopter?
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
per the fine print on the ticket if you are above the age of consent in your state your personal phone number will be sent to Jared Leto fyi
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
DNA testing will show the father is Dr. Luke
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
horrible
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Joe and Eileen Bailey are the shadowy cabal that secretly run the country
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Literature? No, Podcasting.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
photo captured mid nut
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
no kicking In baseball, basically a fake sport, why even bother
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
Politics will inevitably force you back in. You didn’t think you’d have to attend the US Open this year, after all.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
Horror at Yankee Field as Spike The Wonder Dog’s Skull Implodes After Errant Fastball; Gerrit Cole Commits Sepukku (Unrelated)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
the jiffy lube technician they had take a look at him says he doesn’t need an oil change for another 5,000 miles or so
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
typing this exact prompt into Sora as we speak for my truth social account
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
it’s catnip hour somewhere
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