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Hüsker Dürag
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Finally got around to watching A Complete Unknown, and I have to say, Timothée Chalamet's Steven Wright impression is spot on.
Skinny Charles Barkley is distracting in a good way. You can see it so much in his face. He looks 15 years younger.
The worst thing about rap metal is it manages to make two solid genres of music sound like shit.
My AI gf says it's "cheating" when I smoke an eCig after we "do the deed." Sometimes I swear she's soulless.
Enter Taxman
Here comes the Dodgers closer
By the way, I don't think Daboll should be fired under any circumstances this season. Once they lost Nabers, their season was over. They should judge his performance only when he has his best players all playing again. I think they've already played pretty valiantly without him.
I love Jaxson Dart so much and genuinely feel has the upside to be one of the top tier QBs in the league. I pray for Giants fans that they don't fumble this one.
Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll burn you up. Whoa-oh, here she comes. She's a cremator.
I feel like if it was ten years later, they would have worked cornhole in there somehow, too
Every so often I remember in the late 20th century there was a corn nuts commercial and the jingle was "bust a nut with corn nuts. Now with 8 nutbusting flavors."
Instead of "words are meaningless and forgettable", I heard the original lyric on Enjoy the Silence was: " "
Every athlete should be wired 100% of the time, and I don't just mean with a microphone.

What I'm saying is every athlete should be a robot.
Is that Schenker sans Group?
Not luxury, but it was considered cool. I think at the time it was popular to drive around in Jeeps blasting hip hop through the open air
My man is dry heaving out here. Someone help your teammate off the fucking field!
So you're allowed to punch the guy in his helmet before punching the ball out? Interesting
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BUT ALSO let us not forget that - as a man I have never met once said - “we didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning. We didn’t start the fire. No we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it. Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again.”
If you don't make your trash as compact as possible before throwing it into a public receptacle, you're a monster
Starting up an all hip hop music league in a couple weeks if interested. Hope the move went well!
"You mess up nice." - mud wrestler pickup line
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, just like the time...
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New even more maga Village People just dropped
Miguel Cairo looks like what would happen if Dave Roberts and Dave Martinez mated