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Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · May 15

Finally got around to watching A Complete Unknown, and I have to say, Timothée Chalamet's Steven Wright impression is spot on.

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Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 1d

Skinny Charles Barkley is distracting in a good way. You can see it so much in his face. He looks 15 years younger.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 9d

The worst thing about rap metal is it manages to make two solid genres of music sound like shit.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 12d

Unsolicited DWYCK pic

A screenshot of legendary rapper Guru (and a special friend), from the Gang Starr video for "DWYCK" (f. Nice & Smooth)

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 13d

My AI gf says it's "cheating" when I smoke an eCig after we "do the deed." Sometimes I swear she's soulless.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 13d

Enter Taxman

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13d

Here comes the Dodgers closer

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Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 13d

By the way, I don't think Daboll should be fired under any circumstances this season. Once they lost Nabers, their season was over. They should judge his performance only when he has his best players all playing again. I think they've already played pretty valiantly without him.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 13d

I love Jaxson Dart so much and genuinely feel has the upside to be one of the top tier QBs in the league. I pray for Giants fans that they don't fumble this one.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 14d

Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll burn you up. Whoa-oh, here she comes. She's a cremator.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 18d

dress for the job you want

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 18d

I feel like if it was ten years later, they would have worked cornhole in there somehow, too

Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18d

Every so often I remember in the late 20th century there was a corn nuts commercial and the jingle was "bust a nut with corn nuts. Now with 8 nutbusting flavors."

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 18d

Hot buttin' it!

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 18d

Instead of "words are meaningless and forgettable", I heard the original lyric on Enjoy the Silence was: " "

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 18d

Every athlete should be wired 100% of the time, and I don't just mean with a microphone.

What I'm saying is every athlete should be a robot.

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 19d

Is that Schenker sans Group?

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 19d

Not luxury, but it was considered cool. I think at the time it was popular to drive around in Jeeps blasting hip hop through the open air

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 20d

My man is dry heaving out here. Someone help your teammate off the fucking field!

Hüsker Dürag @johnnysparkles.bsky.social · 20d

So you're allowed to punch the guy in his helmet before punching the ball out? Interesting

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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 22d

BUT ALSO let us not forget that - as a man I have never met once said - “we didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning. We didn’t start the fire. No we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it. Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again.”