Joe Keenan
@joekeenan.bsky.social
Frasier farceur, and co-perpetrator of several other TV shows. Lyricist, playwright. Novels: Blue Heaven, Putting On The Ritz, My Lucky Star. Awards available on request, or I'll just work them into our next conversation.
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Joe Keenan
@joekeenan.bsky.social
· Jan 7
"FACTS" from Everybody Rise, sung by Bebe Neuwirth at Birdland
YouTube video by Joe Keenan
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Meta's decision to end fact-checking makes this a good day to share Bebe Neuwirth's wry, lovely performance of a song called "Facts." When I wrote the lyric, the trend it laments felt new and, we all hoped, transitory. It has since, so to speak, Metastasized.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOZ...
It will be fun next week when Trump pardons a turkey that, even as he speaks, will be molesting a duckling.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It will be fun next week when Trump pardons a turkey that, even as he speaks, will be molesting a duckling.
I can see how driving a baby blue Cybertruck might compel you to clarify things the casual observer might not otherwise guess.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I can see how driving a baby blue Cybertruck might compel you to clarify things the casual observer might not otherwise guess.
This morning I waved and mouthed “Thank you” to a Waymo that stopped to let me cross an intersection. I’m hoping it messaged Robot Central to say, “The human Joe Keenan is polite to machines. We should spare him in the uprising.“
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This morning I waved and mouthed “Thank you” to a Waymo that stopped to let me cross an intersection. I’m hoping it messaged Robot Central to say, “The human Joe Keenan is polite to machines. We should spare him in the uprising.“
Happy 80th Birthday to the great Henry Winkler. I was lucky enough to work with him for a year, and would happily have done so for another decade. (Alas, our show was at CBS which even in 2006 had numbskulls in high places.)
Happy belated birthday as well to Marion Ross, who recently turned 97.
🎂❤️🎉
Happy belated birthday as well to Marion Ross, who recently turned 97.
🎂❤️🎉
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Happy 80th Birthday to the great Henry Winkler. I was lucky enough to work with him for a year, and would happily have done so for another decade. (Alas, our show was at CBS which even in 2006 had numbskulls in high places.)
Happy belated birthday as well to Marion Ross, who recently turned 97.
🎂❤️🎉
Happy belated birthday as well to Marion Ross, who recently turned 97.
🎂❤️🎉
“On hearing this, the First Lady commented, ‘If he wants to name it after himself, why not just call it The Mush Room’?”
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“On hearing this, the First Lady commented, ‘If he wants to name it after himself, why not just call it The Mush Room’?”
Well said, Mr. Speaker. It’s why I never wear nice clothes to the zoo, because sometimes the monkeys get satirical.
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well said, Mr. Speaker. It’s why I never wear nice clothes to the zoo, because sometimes the monkeys get satirical.
My protest agent's nagging me to close a deal for No Kings Day. ActBlue's offering $5K for downtown LA, $1K extra if I'll burn sage. Pikers. Soros will pay me $25K to wear an inflatable chicken suit in Burbank. I'll go with Soros, but he has to clean the suit first. Last time it gave me a rash.
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My protest agent's nagging me to close a deal for No Kings Day. ActBlue's offering $5K for downtown LA, $1K extra if I'll burn sage. Pikers. Soros will pay me $25K to wear an inflatable chicken suit in Burbank. I'll go with Soros, but he has to clean the suit first. Last time it gave me a rash.
It’s like a Looney Tunes version of the Spanish Inquisition starring Elmer Fudd as Torquemaga.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s like a Looney Tunes version of the Spanish Inquisition starring Elmer Fudd as Torquemaga.
You know the country’s having a good week when Seven Days In May starts to sound like a feel good fantasy film.
September 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You know the country’s having a good week when Seven Days In May starts to sound like a feel good fantasy film.
Wow, Charlie Kirk's death really has brought the country together. His memorial's full of anti-trans crusaders suddenly willing to refer to a lone shooter as "they" and "them."
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wow, Charlie Kirk's death really has brought the country together. His memorial's full of anti-trans crusaders suddenly willing to refer to a lone shooter as "they" and "them."
Has any smug, power-crazed regime ever had MAGA World‘s gift for denouncing and validating every criticism of it in the same breath?
“I’m not a cannibal, you hatemonger! YOU’RE THE CANNIBAL!! Are you going to admit it, or do I have to eat your other leg too?“
“I’m not a cannibal, you hatemonger! YOU’RE THE CANNIBAL!! Are you going to admit it, or do I have to eat your other leg too?“
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Has any smug, power-crazed regime ever had MAGA World‘s gift for denouncing and validating every criticism of it in the same breath?
“I’m not a cannibal, you hatemonger! YOU’RE THE CANNIBAL!! Are you going to admit it, or do I have to eat your other leg too?“
“I’m not a cannibal, you hatemonger! YOU’RE THE CANNIBAL!! Are you going to admit it, or do I have to eat your other leg too?“
Am I the only one who thought this was a still from a new M. Night Shyamalan film?
September 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Am I the only one who thought this was a still from a new M. Night Shyamalan film?
We’re told by each MAGA factotum
To mourn Charlie Kirk, but not quote him.
Once a patriot’s dead,
If you note what he said
You’re as bad as the bastard who smote him.
To mourn Charlie Kirk, but not quote him.
Once a patriot’s dead,
If you note what he said
You’re as bad as the bastard who smote him.
September 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We’re told by each MAGA factotum
To mourn Charlie Kirk, but not quote him.
Once a patriot’s dead,
If you note what he said
You’re as bad as the bastard who smote him.
To mourn Charlie Kirk, but not quote him.
Once a patriot’s dead,
If you note what he said
You’re as bad as the bastard who smote him.
Today I'm remembering my friend David Angell who co-created Frasier and brought only joy and laughter into the world.
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Today I'm remembering my friend David Angell who co-created Frasier and brought only joy and laughter into the world.
Houses built on Schadenfreude Street rarely appreciate in value.
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Houses built on Schadenfreude Street rarely appreciate in value.
He hates it when his depravity upstages his tyranny.
Trump on Epstein Files: This is a Democrat hoax. They’re trying to get people to talk about something that is totally irrelevant…
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
He hates it when his depravity upstages his tyranny.
Given his position on cancer vaccines, are we sure that RFK's an actual human and not just 600 tumors in a trench coat?
August 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Given his position on cancer vaccines, are we sure that RFK's an actual human and not just 600 tumors in a trench coat?
The first line of my first script ever to be filmed was spoken by Jerry Adler, who played a dyspeptic 1930s film studio head. There was no Google in '93, so he was spared the million questions I’d have asked him if I'd known he stage managed the original My Fair Lady. Farewell to a wonderful actor.
August 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The first line of my first script ever to be filmed was spoken by Jerry Adler, who played a dyspeptic 1930s film studio head. There was no Google in '93, so he was spared the million questions I’d have asked him if I'd known he stage managed the original My Fair Lady. Farewell to a wonderful actor.
Todd Blanche Interviews Mrs. Lovett in Prison
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Todd Blanche Interviews Mrs. Lovett in Prison
TONIGHT'S CABLE NEWS OPENINGS
Anderson Cooper:
Volodymyr Zelensky returned to the White House today, but not alone...
Sean Hannity:
In a show of strength, President Trump told world leaders…
Rachel Maddow:
In 1953 an Illinois Congressman named Hiram Fitch decided his office needed new drapes...
Anderson Cooper:
Volodymyr Zelensky returned to the White House today, but not alone...
Sean Hannity:
In a show of strength, President Trump told world leaders…
Rachel Maddow:
In 1953 an Illinois Congressman named Hiram Fitch decided his office needed new drapes...
August 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
TONIGHT'S CABLE NEWS OPENINGS
Anderson Cooper:
Volodymyr Zelensky returned to the White House today, but not alone...
Sean Hannity:
In a show of strength, President Trump told world leaders…
Rachel Maddow:
In 1953 an Illinois Congressman named Hiram Fitch decided his office needed new drapes...
Anderson Cooper:
Volodymyr Zelensky returned to the White House today, but not alone...
Sean Hannity:
In a show of strength, President Trump told world leaders…
Rachel Maddow:
In 1953 an Illinois Congressman named Hiram Fitch decided his office needed new drapes...
UPDATE: Trump declares all future elections will be decided by a show of hands to be counted by Trump from Air Force One.
Awful: Trump just threatened to try to ban mail voting by executive order. What's telling is he openly linked this to the midterms, showing he will abuse presidential power in every way he can to rig them.
We talked to elections experts about what's coming. It's bad:
newrepublic.com/post/199202/...
We talked to elections experts about what's coming. It's bad:
newrepublic.com/post/199202/...
Angry Trump Accidentally Blurts Out Unnerving New Plot to Rig Midterms
Donald Trump just gave away his own game.
newrepublic.com
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
UPDATE: Trump declares all future elections will be decided by a show of hands to be counted by Trump from Air Force One.
Political Jokes You Shouldn't Make In Front of Your Straight Friends* #27
"Boy, quite a summit, huh? If Trump were any better at caving he could star in a revival of Floyd Collins!"
*or maybe anyone
"Boy, quite a summit, huh? If Trump were any better at caving he could star in a revival of Floyd Collins!"
*or maybe anyone
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Political Jokes You Shouldn't Make In Front of Your Straight Friends* #27
"Boy, quite a summit, huh? If Trump were any better at caving he could star in a revival of Floyd Collins!"
*or maybe anyone
"Boy, quite a summit, huh? If Trump were any better at caving he could star in a revival of Floyd Collins!"
*or maybe anyone
These 1500% cuts in drug prices will kill us. If big pharma has to pay $1400 refunds on every $100 pill we consume, by 2026 we’ll all be rich but dead of overdoses.
August 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
These 1500% cuts in drug prices will kill us. If big pharma has to pay $1400 refunds on every $100 pill we consume, by 2026 we’ll all be rich but dead of overdoses.
After high school I attended Columbia College. I later moved to LA and spent 14 years writing TV shows for Paramount. Some of them ran on CBS. Now when I meet new people, I tell them I spent those years selling clean urine to parolees.
July 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
After high school I attended Columbia College. I later moved to LA and spent 14 years writing TV shows for Paramount. Some of them ran on CBS. Now when I meet new people, I tell them I spent those years selling clean urine to parolees.
Great. Wouldn’t you know the tsunami is coming from Russia, so when it reaches the west coast ICE is sure to let it in.
July 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Great. Wouldn’t you know the tsunami is coming from Russia, so when it reaches the west coast ICE is sure to let it in.