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Joey Guanciale

@joebreslin.bsky.social

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 7h

both good points

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making a funny face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making a funny face .

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 8h

anyway. my point is, open them. not all at once, and not right now. but don't let it go a year without opening one.

you'll probably cry, you'll probably laugh. you never know, you might open the exact right one you needed at any given moment.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 8h

I got a card from my old boss at her funeral. got good and drunk on really good whiskey, listened to an album she loved, and opened it. it was tough, but it was just like 'hey someone drove by and honked 5 times like you always do and I wonder if it was you but it probably wasn't'

it was perfect.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so sorry Don.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not hiding! But you see it all here anyway

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11h

Bam!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

👀

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

better up your cooking game!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

robert downey jr. is asking what are we doing here .

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

at least my lego star wars playsets are kitchen gadgets

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

yes that one.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

we lived blocks away for years. only went once.

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

replace it with 5 things you might have missed?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

maybe someday!

a man wearing headphones and a microphone says my brain 's fried right now

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20h

I have not taught since 2000 but last night I had my first nightmare about it in years

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

5 link clicks but crickets @jellyzedsy.bsky.social

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike

Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

I won't take the bet but I just asked over there

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

Calabrian chili Lumache with Jimmy Nardello, pepperoncini, pecorino, and parsley.

Based on the maccheroni alla mugnaia at Le virtu. I figured the preparation was somewhere between aglio e olio and cacio e pepe, so that's what I did. I think I got pretty damn close.

Reference pics attached

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

Context clues are our friends!

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to reverse engineer a sauce, we'll see how close I can get it

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