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jodlepodle.bsky.social
Jodi
@jodlepodle.bsky.social
710 followers 460 following 5.2K posts
Procrastinator, Brit in Denmark, healthcare student. Likes: weight training, naps and ice cream. Dislikes: violence, hate and windy weather.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, true. I don’t want the fame, just for people to give me money 😂
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 10h
That used to be me. No more. I can never sleep beyond 6am now, even if I have a late night.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 10h
Definitely not. It’s intense narcissism on their part, I’d say.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 11h
Neither can I. It certainly seems like deviant behaviour.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 11h
I wish I was famous enough to sell vagina scented candles or pubic hair undies and have people throw their money at me. The weird obsession with celebs and their fannies.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 14h
7-3 are standard working hours. I like it because I’m a morning person and work is done for the day at a reasonable time, but it’s not so great if you’re not a morning person.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 14h
The difference here is that we start work at 7. 😬
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Good morning Jen. Or at least morning. We’ll wait and see if it’s good or not.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Morning!
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Oh fuck that shit! I have never found any of that helpful. The only thing that gets me to sleep is putting something mindless on the TV. The sleeping pills used to help, but then I was a zombie the day after.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Yes, I’ll spend £50 having my own waxed off and then spend £34 on replacing them with fake ones. While I’m at it, I’ll take Ozempic to lose weight and then walk around in a fat suit. 🙄
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah, and it doesn’t help that everyone is always banging on about how important sleep is, but if you can’t sleep, what are you supposed to do?
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 16h
Oh that sucks! Insomnia is the worst. I’ve never had a problem falling asleep, it’s staying asleep that’s always been my problem.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
When you get to enjoy some day as you choose before you have to start doing what you do to pay the bills.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
Even if I take it really easy at the gym and do a bit of cardio, I’ll be done by 10, do a bit of food shopping on my way home, have a shower and eat lunch. After all that, it’s only midday.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
That’s the benefit of waking up stupidly early. I woke up at 4:30 today. I’ve been lounging around for 3 hours, half watching YouTube, half scrolling on my phone, drinking coffee, eating porridge and I’ll still be at the gym by 8am.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
Being with Kasper did this for me. I used to be very much a night owl, but then met Kasper, who is very much in the other direction. Now I very rarely sleep later than 5am and I actually love it. I couldn’t go back. I feel so much more productive this way.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
That’s a lie-in for me. 4:30 this morning. Fresh as a daisy. 🙄
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe it’s just being a morning person, or getting older.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
I know I’m currently on holiday, but this is what every morning looks like in our house. Feet up, relaxing, then go to work.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 17h
I really love my chilled out mornings. I don’t get people who get up, get dressed and leave the house. I need time to drink at least two cups of coffee, eat my porridge, watch some TV, browse on my phone and relax a bit. I’ll happily wake up earlier to allow me to do this.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 1d
Angry music and lots of effort should do the trick. It always helps me.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 1d
Kasper cheated on me in my dream last night. It was a real nightmare of a situation. He was just screwing anyone around, right in front of me and arguing with me when I confronted him as though it was my problem. As a result, he’s in my bad books today.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 1d
He falls asleep fine though. It’s that 2-3am time that’s the problem.
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Jodi @jodlepodle.bsky.social · 1d
Ha ha! I can’t imagine Kasper ever eating cereal without sugar. He’s like a child! We generally eat a very high fibre diet though. Half a bag of sprouts each with our dinner every night, which is also full of veggies. Plus rye bread, dates, porridge etc.
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