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mr splendour

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Jan 19

I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 5h

Assman brand Splendour gland supplements

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Some of you’lls

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 12h

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Real shitting hours

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bird/h @birdperhour.net · 11h

#birdbot

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Enjoy your Wednesday, brother.

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 19h

Enjoy your bed, brother

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We should probably make comedy illegal again

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Nice! You just unveiled the Splendour

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Enjoy a bag of crisps brother

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Daily sunlight and outdoor time

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Free-range assman

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Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

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We love that basket ball

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Push day brother enjoy your workout

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Feb 10

“Don’t skip chest and back days, young assman”

Four of the ancient ass-men, artist’s depiction.

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Sep 12

If the Assman reaches the Splendour Core… it will be too late… he must be destroyed

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Lacroix mango is mid as hell

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Enjoy your trazodone brother

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Enjoy your corn snacks brother

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 19d

Talk to your local assman about symptoms of low Splendour

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AI-generated content may be incorrect, but definitely use it for every part of your job

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Time is moving real slow today