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I can't tell you about myself, because I haven't decided yet.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · Jan 9
Improve any song title by replacing the word LOVE with COCK.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1h
The thing I noticed about Beckham, was when he scored for England, he'd celebrate by himself at the flag. But when someone else scored, he'd roll them so that they both faced the cameras.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 4h
I swear the War on Christmas gets earlier every year.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 4h
One of my favourite things about getting closer to 50 is needing a piss before the cistern is full from the last one.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 17h
You absolute scru...

Yeah, we've all done it.

Looking at you Kingdom come Deliverance.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 18h
I did, enjoyed them. Only just started ep1 so can't comment. But the books are so fucking good, and witcher3 was my favourite game last generation. The tv has a lot to live to.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 18h
So New Witcher. Having read the books and played the games. Im pretty clueless as to what's happened so far.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 22h
For reasons unknown to myself, I have bicced my head.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 22h
The main takeaway here is the two bottles.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 22h
It was literally the most inconsequential of first world problems. Besides, you can still pour the bottle when the alarm is left on the neck.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
It is, but they're probably overworked and we all fuck up. But im wishing i kept the alarm. Would be great to drive somebody mad.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Piers, it's not thick. But the alarm needs twatting with a hammer. I have no idea how they don't notice
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
a man is dancing with his arms outstretched
Alt: a man is dancing with his arms outstretched
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Cutting the wire was easy, but it's starting beeping at me.

Hammertime.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Free The Birkenhead One!
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Note to self. Always check Tesco delivery before the man leaves.
A tube containing a bottle of port. Blue with gold lid. The tube is wrapped in wire with a security tag.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Because the gambling industry cares about the impact it has on peoples lives?
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
£70 spent on Amazon, I only wanted a new blanket Christ knows how a pack of Buldark noodles ended up in there.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE AIDO!

I just don't know.😥
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
It, yes. But not that.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Shut up Tonty.
An old white guy. Nobody of any current importance.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
And on a Monday too.

*shakes head*
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Don't tell me what to do text message.
A text message. Nothing exciting. Just letters. Some numbers..... Punctuation..... Maybe the font has a name?
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
To be fair, not the worst driver she ever had.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
Off today, envy me.
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Jo @jo27.bsky.social · 1d
He's a prince.
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