Jeremy Noel-Tod
@jntod.bsky.social
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Poetry critic and editor. Norwich is my New York. Writing about poetry here: https://someflowerssoon.substack.com/
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I am getting *way* too many emails. It’s worse than ordering something on eBay.
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Recently joined LinkedIn for work purposes. Just described its vibe to my wife as ‘very lanyard’.
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At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.
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So this was around the time of Autumn Sequel…? LM describes the Everest doc in that
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I thought this John Berryman poem, exhumed from an archive by Shane Macrae and published in the TLS, was very fine.
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When T.S. Eliot founded highbrow literary magazine The Criterion in 1922, do we think he knew an ice cream had beaten him to the punch?
Advert for Criterion ice cream, established 1920
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I was in fact thinking of him
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The existence of the Great Barrier Reef implies the existence of the Great Barry Reef
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A Louise Glück miniature that appeared in The Threepenny Review in 2023. To my knowledge, it remains uncollected.
Passion and Form

Ah, they have kissed!
The rhyme
Comes in unnoticed.
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This whole section really.
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:
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Sorry, we can't afford to give you your real-terms pay cut.
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'Staff at some institutions will not get even get the small rise due to them because of a clause in the negotiations that allows for a delay for up to 11 months if a university is facing financial difficulties.' So far, Dundee, Kent, Brunel, Coventry, Swansea.
Five UK universities tell staff they can’t afford pay rises
Negotiations over whether to honour 1.4 per cent increase ongoing at several other institutions amid financial crunch
www.timeshighereducation.com
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Imagining a mash-up of these two now:

I will howl all night in a deep lagoon
For an xbox
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I’m not, but it sounds ominous
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That sweet Guinness Zero smoothing the path towards my fifties
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You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him
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The quality of low alcohol beer has really improved in recent years
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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Really enjoyed reading this! My favourite from this list? A toss-up between Harold Monro’s “Overheard on a Saltmarsh” and “Wy is School a Fing” by Sonny, aged 8.
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I wrote about the bedtime poems my children have most enjoyed over the years, from a Cumbrian shepherd counting rhyme to Gertrude Stein someflowerssoon.substack.com/p/crap-poims
Crap Poims
Five poems my children have genuinely enjoyed at bedtime
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This just gets better and better! (Our copy of World is Round has a later illustrator)