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Joanne ⁷ 💜

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Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 13h

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 15h

First Yoongi photo I saved. 💜

Agust D (BTS Min Yoongi) in Joseun costume as the king in the Daechwita mv, with face scar; a collector card from the D-2 albun

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 15h

Remember, when he was up on the roof some weeks ago, they were already dumping construction debris out the windows. It’s been underway a while.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 19h

S’up, Bob Iger?

A Panda Express fortune cookie fortune on a brown desk. The fortune reads “TODAY IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BEGIN AGAIN.”

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 18h

He has utterly forgotten his name, hasn’t he?

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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 18h

Warner Bros is one of the foremost collections of American culture in existence. In a better world, we would nationalize it.

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 23h

Warner Bros. Discovery Stock Hits 52-Week High After Putting Itself For Sale, Analysts Back Paramount

Shares of Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) popped on Tuesday, hitting a 52-week high after the entertainment conglomerate said that its board of directors has launched “a review of strategic alternatives to maximize shareholder value.” The news came after weeks of deal chatter surrounding the Hollywood giant, led by CEO David Zaslav and just ahead of Netflix’s third-quarter earnings report.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 20h

So now taxpayers must pay compensation to candidates for losing an election? Does Harris get to determine her own level of harm, too? Is this retroactive? Asking for, say, Adlai Stevenson.

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 21h

I love how many people on this tl heard it as “Do you have your panties on?”

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Really rolls that r in r@ped.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 1d

The Hunt for Ben Solo: Wake Up Dead Man

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

President of the United States congratulates “good man” for abandoning all principles and “ripping the heart out of people.” Even Satan is more subtle.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

HYMNODY
HOYDEN
These are perfectly good words, 🐝! @nytimes.com

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

So buh-bye, Congress!

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

You don’t know us. We go to a different school.

Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

But oh that absolutely-not-a-strike call on Suarez. 😭

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 1d

Adam after the AP hit publish on that piece:

Adam Driver in extreme close-up with a mischievous smile

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

I know why the post-season is in October because it’s terrifying.

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Tresa✨🌺🦋 @lazysahm.bsky.social · 1d

He broke his silence and set fire to everything

a man in a black cape is walking across a desert

ALT: a man in a black cape is walking across a desert

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omnomberries @omnomberries.bsky.social · 1d

RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.

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Josh @endormoo.bsky.social · 1d

“Ben Solo is dead and can’t come back.”

“But please come see Kylo Ren attack my new sure-to-succeed Star Wars hotel nightly.”

-Bob Iger

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Early use of subliminal advertising to get Miss Marple fans to switch to Miss Silver.

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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 1d

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Star Wars GIF

Alt: Star Wars GIF Darth Vader yelling Nooooo

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Joanne ⁷ 💜 @jmcport.bsky.social · 1d

Missing Loretta Devine, who made it great.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

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